Current conspiracy theories on this (and yes, these are real conspiracies)
"NASA found out the sun died, or is dying, and secretly NASA has literally replaced the sun with literally millions of LED lightbulbs in space without anyone knowing, including all of the scientists and solar observatories all over the world. But stellar dust from Planet X is causing these "sun simulators" to malfunction sometimes, and that's what the Sun Observatory found out so they all got threw in a FBI van. And now the post office has found out too so they all got threw in a van too. "
I just really want to laugh at this one so hard, I mean really WTF.
There's a massive solar flare about to hit us on a scale of "fucked all your electronics back to the stone age" to "just gave everyone deadly cancer".
If it's anything at all, this is where my money is.
There's a extra planet out there about to give us hell.
I think it would be seen by every observatory on earth and simply undeniable.
comet, asteroid, something big headed our way and we're about to get vaped by a mountain.
very plausible.
actual ayy lmao's
Or maybe bigfoot built a catapult and launched himself into space so someone would finally get a good pic of him?
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Norseman ago
Current conspiracy theories on this (and yes, these are real conspiracies)
I just really want to laugh at this one so hard, I mean really WTF.
If it's anything at all, this is where my money is.
I think it would be seen by every observatory on earth and simply undeniable.
very plausible.
Or maybe bigfoot built a catapult and launched himself into space so someone would finally get a good pic of him?
SerialLarper ago
Doom porn is still a thing.