Hollyweird is not banning the "use" of straws, dipshit. The ban is on restaurants provision of straws to customers in the misguided belief it will reduce plastic waste. For date rape-prevention straws you'd have to bring your own anyway, which is still perfectly permissible.
Ah, but now the date-rapists know who to avoid.
Since only those who bring in their own straws will have one in their drink.
Before the ban it was like concealed carry, but now the date-rape detector straws are open carry.
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TrevorLahey ago
Hollyweird is not banning the "use" of straws, dipshit. The ban is on restaurants provision of straws to customers in the misguided belief it will reduce plastic waste. For date rape-prevention straws you'd have to bring your own anyway, which is still perfectly permissible.
rndmvar ago
Ah, but now the date-rapists know who to avoid.
Since only those who bring in their own straws will have one in their drink.
Before the ban it was like concealed carry, but now the date-rape detector straws are open carry.