When I was younger, a baseball hit me in the left eye real good. Gave me a good ol' shiner. And since the elite have been tracking my life since birth due to some weird star alignment thing, they think they might receive salvation by emulating parts of my life. Friggin weirdos. Now they hold parties where everyone watches while one of 'em gets beaned right in the face.
Calm down crazy serious downvoaters... It was humor.
Because I know the truth is probabpy actually really messed up. I am going to look into the adrenochrome thing, but it is clearly way to coincidental to be nothing.
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BoraxTheFungarian ago
When I was younger, a baseball hit me in the left eye real good. Gave me a good ol' shiner. And since the elite have been tracking my life since birth due to some weird star alignment thing, they think they might receive salvation by emulating parts of my life. Friggin weirdos. Now they hold parties where everyone watches while one of 'em gets beaned right in the face.
BoraxTheFungarian ago
Calm down crazy serious downvoaters... It was humor.
Because I know the truth is probabpy actually really messed up. I am going to look into the adrenochrome thing, but it is clearly way to coincidental to be nothing.