Apple’s logo is an apple with a bite taken out of it, which is suggestive of the forbidden fruit

Nope, Newton. First logo proves this.

The $666.66 price of the first Apple computer.

Steve Wozniak liked repeating digits. The number was a 1/3 markup on the $500 wholesale price.

Is the “i” of Apple’s iPod, iPhone and iPad a homonym for the single-eye Illuminati symbol?

Internet, dipshit.

An Apple store was built in the shape of a pyramid

Huh, where?

the glass pyramid that dominates Napoleon’s courtyard at the grand entrance of the Louvre Museum in France

OH. SO NO, THE STORE WASN’T BUILT IN THE SHAPE OF A PYRAMID. BECAUSE THE PYRAMID WAS BUILT DECADES EARLIER.

Another Apple symbol is the cube

Oh, is it now. Seeing as they have so few cubes in any of their products, that’s hard to say.

which signifies the Illuminati’s Saturn worship.

Know what actually signifies actually evil things? The fucking Star of Remphan. ✡

I don’t see you whining about Apple’s cylinder store in Shanghai.