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Men13 ago

Am I a parkland survivor, just because I didn't die there?

TurdLord5000 ago

Yes. I am a 9-11 survivkr by this logic. I'm going to tell people I'm a 9-11 survivor.

L48B ago

Same thing with holocaust survivors.

Oh_Well_ian ago

Holocaust Survivor Qualification: 'I was alive during WW2 and I'm Jewish'

SolarBaby ago

Nazis didn't just kill Jews so you're still in. Have a grandparents, cousin, distant relative through marriage that fought in the war? You're a survivor if we're playing by Jew rules. The wonders of this pretzel logic mean you're likely a slavery survivor as well and may qualify for reparagibs.

SolarBaby ago

Unbelievable - claiming there is now some kind of genetic holocaust survivor disease. Now they can claim to be survivors for millenia.

Looks like the noses don't like our comments. Imagine that!

GizaDog ago

You need to do a video report from a closet to be a survivor!

Psychedelic_piss11 ago

Lmao