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i_scream_trucks ago

Advanced? This shit looks just as fucking terrible as what celebjihad shits out. I mean if you're into picasso looking bitches with two sets of eyebrows who's chin seems to disappear and reappear at random good on ya but haven't seen a single one yet that didn't make me cringe that some fucking basement dwelling virgin spent 2 days on it.

Ho-Lee-Fuk ago

People are doing this WITH A CELLPHONE. No training no skills. No resources. Imagine what a team of skilled people with resources could do. Hell I bet they could convince the world that Elon launched a car unto space instead of a secret spacecraft or satellite.

stopnwo ago

Yeah, that starman thing is fake as fuck. Where are the stars (besides sun?) And wtf are these white blobs moving in background? It looks like it was greenscreened somewhere, then went through After Effects, then was streamed as a "live" stream on YT. The relatively short length (4h) would be in line with that. I mean, I've seen longer gaming streams than that. And if it was because battery on the camera or transmitter went kaput - well, couldn't they put solar panels there to power it indefinitely?

Ho-Lee-Fuk ago

Yeah look at the mass of that car relative to the payload of the rocket... Look. It. Up. There is enough mass unused to lift a diesel locomotive into low earth orbit. Cheers!

stopnwo ago

As I've said I think that the car isn't even on the orbit, that part was filmed on a greenscreen. I think the entirety of the possible payload was used up by the military equipment.

Ho-Lee-Fuk ago

Yeah for sure. I wish I was a math guy... If you knew the exact location of photos of the launch relative to the launch pad you could use the shape of the launch trajectory to "weigh" the payload on that big ass rocket. It would require some solid trig work and some solid calculus work. I have posted about it quite a bit but no one has done it yet. Sadly I am too stupid to do it myself. YAY public education, but I'm smart enough to KNOW IT CAN BE DONE with the rocket equation and some time. The elevation that the first and second stage separates at would also give that mass away. This is hard coded math. No faking it. A 2k lb car would have a different flight path and stage separation altitude than a heavier payload. NO faking it. I even shit it on the chans and no smart autist bit the hook. :(