I think I need to start a Holocaust themed pizza parlor. Maybe my symbol could be the double lightning bolts (for the SS, naturally). Maybe I'll call it The Hungry Hitler or just 88 (for Heil Hitler, naturally). Each pizza can represent a different category: German Jews, Polish Jews, Russian Jews, Gypsies, Political Dissidents, Sexual Deviants, etc. That way you can pick who gets to go to the ovens. And when you order, instead of a number on the table, you'll get a a symbol (yellow, star, pink triangle, etc.) that let's everyone know which pizza you ordered. And I'll offer so many ingredient choices that my slogan will be based on the idea that you'll never get tired of pizza with over 6,000,000 possibilities. I'm sure that would go over just fine. It would be edgy and irreverent, right?
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KosherHiveKicker ago
Can you imagine if someone started a line of:
scarlettm512 ago
I think I need to start a Holocaust themed pizza parlor. Maybe my symbol could be the double lightning bolts (for the SS, naturally). Maybe I'll call it The Hungry Hitler or just 88 (for Heil Hitler, naturally). Each pizza can represent a different category: German Jews, Polish Jews, Russian Jews, Gypsies, Political Dissidents, Sexual Deviants, etc. That way you can pick who gets to go to the ovens. And when you order, instead of a number on the table, you'll get a a symbol (yellow, star, pink triangle, etc.) that let's everyone know which pizza you ordered. And I'll offer so many ingredient choices that my slogan will be based on the idea that you'll never get tired of pizza with over 6,000,000 possibilities. I'm sure that would go over just fine. It would be edgy and irreverent, right?
KosherHiveKicker ago
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lord_nougat ago
I WANT ALL OF THOSE!
Tallest_Skil ago
How about kosher condoms under the brand “The Real Holocaust”?