Theyve got a poisonous barb on their back feet. You leave them the fuck alone or you watch the handler from behind the glass if its at the zoo.
Dont know if youve heard about this place but its full of indigenous shit that is trying to kill us like red backs blue ringed octopus and alice springs niggers.
Ive never seen a beaver except on tv. Maybe your the liars and beavers are fake.
Nah bro beavers are the lie. Theyre badgers that immigrated from the UK during the civil war covered with coal and that have had eye surgery so they can see better and dental implants to improve their wood chewing ability.
And dont get me started on those shrink rayed kangaroos you apparently call 'rabbits'
No dude. We dont have basements to live in where im from so we tend to get out of the house more. We tend to learn about our animals young so we know that when a wallaby rears back on its tail around you it wants to fuck you up not give you a cuddle.
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I_SCREAM_TRUCK ago
Wut?
lordbeatlejuicethe1 ago
is true think about it
look online for images and look for prosthetics
I_SCREAM_TRUCK ago
Im australian.
I seen them. Up close. Often.
Platypus have been a thing since before retards could get on the internet.
Theyre on our 5c piece.
lordbeatlejuicethe1 ago
have you held one?
I_SCREAM_TRUCK ago
Theyve got a poisonous barb on their back feet. You leave them the fuck alone or you watch the handler from behind the glass if its at the zoo.
Dont know if youve heard about this place but its full of indigenous shit that is trying to kill us like red backs blue ringed octopus and alice springs niggers.
Ive never seen a beaver except on tv. Maybe your the liars and beavers are fake.
lordbeatlejuicethe1 ago
no i have shot a beaver and ate it so beaver is for sure real.
kinda convenient about the venom so nobody can get close
I_SCREAM_TRUCK ago
Nah bro beavers are the lie. Theyre badgers that immigrated from the UK during the civil war covered with coal and that have had eye surgery so they can see better and dental implants to improve their wood chewing ability.
And dont get me started on those shrink rayed kangaroos you apparently call 'rabbits'
lordbeatlejuicethe1 ago
dud3 do you work for the zoo
I_SCREAM_TRUCK ago
No dude. We dont have basements to live in where im from so we tend to get out of the house more. We tend to learn about our animals young so we know that when a wallaby rears back on its tail around you it wants to fuck you up not give you a cuddle.
lordbeatlejuicethe1 ago
dude i live in arkansas and aint basements here cause of subtropical climate shit floods and grows mold.
i am a hog hunter and i promise beavers are real dude. i killed one. shoot a platypus and post pic.of closeup it body?
I_SCREAM_TRUCK ago
Yeah nah we dont go around shooting shit to prove to people on the internet it existed. I might be a cunt but im not a fucking cunt.
lordbeatlejuicethe1 ago
dude i shot the beaver to make beaver jerkey how is some1 a cunt for feeding they self.
found the sjw cunt!
I_SCREAM_TRUCK ago
Which is not the same as shooting it just to prove to someone on the internet it existed. We also dont EAT platypus and i jave no use for its pelt.
lordbeatlejuicethe1 ago
well yes people do all the time for trophies?
you are confirmed sjw liberal
I_SCREAM_TRUCK ago
Yeah ok have a lovely day.