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PrettyBigDouche ago

http://people.com/human-interest/bodybuilder-dies-after-flu-diagnosis/

Hey fellow conspiracy theorists,

Take a look at the story plastered all over the news outlets about one Kyler Baughman that died of the recent flu outbreak. My girlfriend mentioned it to me and I thought I'd do a little fact checking since I don't believe a fucking thing the mass media has to say.

Search for Kyle Baughman on:

PeopleFinder.Com

Spokeo.Com

TruePeopleSearch.com

FindPeopleSearch.com

AnyWho.com

As of this writing, you won't find any such person on any of these sites. Why? Because he's a fictitious person made up for the purpose of scaring you about the flu. Go get your flu shot goy or you could die!!

Search for your mother, daughter, wife, girlfriend, friend, brother, coworker, whoever. I guarenfuckingtee you they'll come up if you put their name in correctly. I checked the name Kyler Baughman from multiple news stories and that's how it was spelled every time. But he is a ghost on these sites. Why? Because some asshole in the deep state concocted this entire story. This is the level of agit prop they expose you to goats. Don't think for a second any of this Matrix is real.

Now I predict they'll be a corrections saying they spelled his name wrong in the original article or some other equally unbelievable bullshit. Remember I checked WaPo, People, USA Today and a number of other news outlets. Yeah, sorry we really meant his name was Kyle.

But wait, I checked that name too and there is no such person in Latrobe PA.

This is the Matrix you live in goats. It's a big red pill but you gotta gag it down to understand your world.