Horrible tones, coughing, waves crashing, cymbals and other annoying noises play in the background of the "video" of MC. Video is actually only audio and a static picture of Mike.

Mike: "-and I like but nobody'd really say like 'this is how you fuck a girl' like-"

Other Guy: "Like practical bullshit."

Mike: "Yeah, 'this is how fucking you choke a bitch, that you see a fucking girl, how do you tell if she's submissive... How do you get a girl and put her arms behind her back and pin her up against the wall and say "You like being choked" and how do you squeeze her without her coughing without actually hurting her larynx.' My seminal post was you know 'how to choke a woman'. How do you fucking do this dark depraved twisted shit - that women love! And-"

John Conyers interrupts for 8 minutes to essentially say "I'm not attacking Mike watch and make up your own mind." in the most annoying and drawn out way.

John: "without further ado....without further ado"

8 minutes of ado and then you hate to repeat that twice? * Face Palm * Do you even edit bro? Video starts from the top:

Mike: "And that's the thing; build a rotation of 3-5 girls and you will find out all girls are the same. Once you realise that essentially pussy is fungible-"

Fungible = mutually interchangeable

Mike: "-then there's no pedestal. You're like 'well, it's good pussy and I like but nobody's really say like 'this is how you fuck a girl' like-"

Other Guy: "Like practical bullshit."

Mike: "Yeah, 'this is how fucking you choke a bitch, that you see a fucking girl, how do you tell if she's submissive... How do you get a girl and put her arms behind her back and pin her up against the wall and say "You like being choked" and how do you squeeze her without her coughing without actually hurting her larynx.' My seminal post was you know 'how to choke a woman'. How do you fucking do this dark depraved twisted shit - that women love! And, and that's the thing."

Other guy: "Well hang on, you think women love this? Because I don't know, like, I don't think women love this."

Mike: "You know, I fucked a girl, she said I raped her and that cost me fifty grand, it cost me five years of my life-"

Other guy: "But it made you who you are today."

Mike: "Yeah, but now, look at me now. What if I'd not fucked her? Well maybe I'd be some fucking schlub-

Schlub = (((Yiddish))) for talentless, unattractive, or boorish person.

Mike: "-dude living a life of quite desperation with three kids and wife that hates me."

Other guy: "You should send her a card saying thank you. Ahahaha!"

Mike: "I was arrested by federal marshals for rape. And my ex-wife came to bail me out of jail. When I split with my wife that I would - well actually, I cheated on her relent-ruthlessly towards the end.

Other guy: Laughs

Mike: "You know one of my earlier blog posts was 'Blowing bitches out' and the whole concept of this is 'Fuck these bitch!' You know, if they fucking say something stupid, I'm just gonna blow the bitch out.

Other guy: "Right"

Mike: "Fucking hurt her feelings. So I had a post like 'how I respond to shit tests'. Some girl was shit-talking me, so I-I found out her age, and I said 'Look at you. You're 32 and you probably came out to L.A. with big dreams and you were excited about life and now you're single and you got nothing going on-

Other guy: "DAAAAAAMMMN!!"

Mike: "Yeah, 'cause fuck you! 'cause fuck you bitch! I ain't fucking your shit test, I'm gonna ruin your whole fucking week and you're gonna go fuck some dude 'cause you just gonna wanna feel loved."