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Sullysq ago

There's piss, feces, and pieces of dead things in everything you eat and drink. Let that sink in.

green_man ago

Eggs are essentially chicken abortions. Let that sink in.

fartyshorts ago

Only if they are fertilized eggs. Otherwise, they're essentially chicken periods.

Sharipie ago

Ahhhhh maaaannnn why'd you have to go and do that...

steve0suprem0 ago

There's dead things in my steak?

Thegreatestname ago

There's living things on your steak.

frizzyborden ago

Oh, man! I'm never eating steak again!

Atarian ago

Don't worry, I'll have yours.

frizzyborden ago

If you like to eat dead things, go ahead and eat my steak. I'll stick to non-dead meat like pork chops!

pizza_mine ago

Your steak tastes best when it’s dead, seared to a nice medium rare. To begin with, it has to be dead, recently dead is best.