Id be willing to bet that the FBI can pull that sort of record up. Plus, there is that whole "lying to a federal agent" thing that would come back to bite you.
The other guy beat me to it. Its illegal to lie about anything related to a federal investigation, and the feds investigate anything they damn well please.
They investigate their own make-crime fake-crime, or unimportant non issues
meanwhile a pakistani spy ring continues to cuck them into oblivion on capitol hill, stealing all our intellectual property and putting veterans' lives at risk by extranational information brokers who would sell this info to terrorists with revenge motives
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Pedersoli ago
Why would they tell them they even have a phone? This doesn't make sense.
Its_Just_A_Ride ago
Id be willing to bet that the FBI can pull that sort of record up. Plus, there is that whole "lying to a federal agent" thing that would come back to bite you.
dontdoxxmefaggots ago
rofl, "lying to a federal agent" isn't a crime you fucking nigger
Its_Just_A_Ride ago
The other guy beat me to it. Its illegal to lie about anything related to a federal investigation, and the feds investigate anything they damn well please.
911bodysnatchers322 ago
They investigate their own make-crime fake-crime, or unimportant non issues
meanwhile a pakistani spy ring continues to cuck them into oblivion on capitol hill, stealing all our intellectual property and putting veterans' lives at risk by extranational information brokers who would sell this info to terrorists with revenge motives
patriot_biz ago
Oh no! I'm afraid of Federal Agents!
Heh, go back to Yemen you fucking faggot.
Its_Just_A_Ride ago
Oh no! My blatant atempts to get people arrested have been foiled!
Heh, go back to Quantico you fucking fed.
PolybiusPizza ago
Oh look, it's Federal Agent Alex Jones!
Its_Just_A_Ride ago
Nah, Im just a humble water filter salesman who thinks that you need super male vitality to stay woke!