I am trying to formulate the fundamental laws of conspirology

1st conspiracy law - If you can think of any conspiracy that may physically exist, it already does. The main problem is to detect, solve and expose it, which is the conspiracy paradox.

2d conspiracy law - Once can be a mistake. Twice can be a coincidence. Thrice is a pattern. The third time any phenomenon or action is to be classified as conspiracy automatically.

3rd conspiracy law - Any well educated adult committing mistakes in own profession, or denial of obvious logic and factual evidences is to be classified as a member of conspiracy.

Any constructive help is appreciated.