Presenting, the Manchester bombing victim Martyn Hett's "parents"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=92GSXbDAvpM
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"We're a bit upset about him passing away"
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"He would love that he's finally made it to stardom" (by dying)
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"I don't feel the need to be upset and cry"
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"We're all in agreement that this is just SO Martyn!" (him dying in an explosion) "this is the sort of thing he does" (dying)
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"I'm sure it'll hit me at some point that he's dead, ha ha ha ha"
Somebody please just shoot me in the head. Make it quick. It's clear that there's no place left on earth for my intelligence.
EDIT: Should say Orlando in title, not Orlanda...apologies
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Atarian ago
Please no, don't let this be true. It's no wonder kids are growing up retarded with parents like this.
millennial_vulcan ago
newsflash. They're not the real parents.
Atarian ago
I think the scarier alternative is that they are real.
An all powerful state faking terror attacks is almost better than people like that breeding.