Presenting, the Manchester bombing victim Martyn Hett's "parents"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=92GSXbDAvpM
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"We're a bit upset about him passing away"
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"He would love that he's finally made it to stardom" (by dying)
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"I don't feel the need to be upset and cry"
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"We're all in agreement that this is just SO Martyn!" (him dying in an explosion) "this is the sort of thing he does" (dying)
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"I'm sure it'll hit me at some point that he's dead, ha ha ha ha"
Somebody please just shoot me in the head. Make it quick. It's clear that there's no place left on earth for my intelligence.
EDIT: Should say Orlando in title, not Orlanda...apologies
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Tancred ago
It's like a comedy skit without the laugh track.