If that jujyfruit looking cocksucker gets into government, I'll tell Hans to stay home 'cause I want the honour of roasting that twinkle toe motherfucker alive myself.
I think he wants to run for office and is taking steps to work on his public image by pretending to be religious or touring random poors houses. However, I think OP's analysis is incorrect as he will ultimately not run: he lacks the charisma and has too many skeletons in his closet.
Zuckerberg isn't going to be an owned politician...he's the one who is going to be doing the owning. He's got enough dirt to exert a ton of influence from the shadows until his death. He has secrets about either everybody who is running, or at least their enemies. That's a fantastic amount of power to run things from behind the scenes and flip a close House/Senate vote if needed.
iamrage ago
If that jujyfruit looking cocksucker gets into government, I'll tell Hans to stay home 'cause I want the honour of roasting that twinkle toe motherfucker alive myself.
MirrorMan ago
I give him more of a chance than Chelsea, but less chance of Bernie being president.
Eleutheria ago
Chelsea-Zuck ticket in 2024 confirmed.
Rainy-Day-Dream ago
this is an easy one we just need to make facebook fail and shit on whatever he tries to do after
greycloud ago
groomed you say? we should stop this child abuse!
cdglow ago
I think he wants to run for office and is taking steps to work on his public image by pretending to be religious or touring random poors houses. However, I think OP's analysis is incorrect as he will ultimately not run: he lacks the charisma and has too many skeletons in his closet.
Zuckerberg isn't going to be an owned politician...he's the one who is going to be doing the owning. He's got enough dirt to exert a ton of influence from the shadows until his death. He has secrets about either everybody who is running, or at least their enemies. That's a fantastic amount of power to run things from behind the scenes and flip a close House/Senate vote if needed.
ZucktheCuck ago
hi
Eatingsomecashews ago
Considering how the company he started operates, I'll never vote for him.
PhilaFerret ago
"Grab her by the pussy," was a statement made in private between two adults.
Creating a network based on rating women by looks and popularity seems much more misogynistic.
eyeVoated ago
Yet women flock to the website
Trapezoidal ago
He will rule from the shadows like the rest of the Jews or whats in fashion today marry the presidents daughter
goatsandbros ago
This kid is such a hollow faggot that the only way he could be a politician is for him to be an owned one.
Gorillion ago
LOL, no cunt on the planet would vote for that faggot. He's the dictionary definition of "no charisma" come to life.
He's so unappealing he couldn't even get a fucking trophy wife FFS.
lude ago
I agree. Even the left despises him because of that whole Hawaii thing.
ARsandOutdoors ago
How do we make sure that doesn't happen?
ToTheMoonAlice ago
I would not be sad if someone gave him lead-poisoning.
GizaDog ago
Fuck the Zuck!
zuck ago
Not very nice are you?
GizaDog ago
It's proper!
senpaithatignoresyou ago
Probably his exit strategy for when facebook goes under.
The content police is yet another thing to make facebook less fun. Entertainment that is not fun or entertaining has no market value.
Figbash ago
Hes got the entitled douchebag qualities already.
derram ago
https://archive.is/ooVsJ | https://vgy.me/6emCQH.png :
'The Facebook founder, who formerly identified as an atheist, revealed last week that religion has come back into his life in a holiday post. '
' I hope to continue understanding the faith more deeply,” he wrote in a post that included a photo of him kneeling in front of the pagoda. '
'Buddhism is an amazing religion and philosophy, and I have been learning more about it over time. '
'I was raised Jewish and then I went through a period where I questioned things, but now I believe religion is very important,” he wrote. '
'Zuckerberg’s wife is a practicing Buddhist, which he has taken interest in. '
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dingomeat ago
yeah, but by "the faith" he clearly means talmudic judaism