crankypants15 ago

In this picture, what do the colored bars mean below each person's image?

vastrightwing ago

There won't be an investigation. Heck, you won't hear about this. "Bug?" No, this was completely controlled. The oligarchy spent time researching how to skew the results. They leave nothing to chance.

kittysaysmeownow ago

Their elections have always worked this way, it's not a new thing. There's always been two rounds. Supposedly if there's a large majority one can win off the first round, but it's never happened because there's never been a majority that large. It's not to keep Le Pen out, it's just how they've always done it.

ShowMeYourKitties ago

AND MY AXE

gosso920 ago

"So... the winner will be fifty points ahead?" - Hillary CLInton

Datawych ago

It says "Now... Le Pen will just win twice as hard."

Empire_of_the_mind ago

It should be noted that while this is a total atrocity and obvious it's also because French elections are impossible to rig at the ballot level because the French don't trust politicians for shit and have that all on lock. This is ALL THEY'VE GOT!

JoeKerr ago

complacency by the public at large is to blame.

Gigan ago

So vote for Le Pen twice. What's the problem?

WeKangzNow ago

When no candidate gets above 50% the election goes to second round between the top 2 anyway. She seems locked in for second round either way. The 'win' in general would just be symbolic. It is what it is. I don't really give a fuck what France does or doesn't do. If they want to cuck themselves into pieces, so be it.

Democracy is a farce anyway, that's the real conspiracy. The elite like it because they can use a horde of dumb people to out vote the middle-to-middle-upper class (which are the exact people you want to be calliing more of the shots). They spread their memes to mouth breathers in-between football matches, and the masses vote the way their leaders tell them to.

Empire_of_the_mind ago

They're doing every possible thing they can to keep her out of the 2nd round because they've sussed that she's a good bet to win it. They will fail.

whatisbestinlife ago

6.5/10 on the title

Hoogachakka ago

I stole it from /r/conspiracy lol

senpaithatignoresyou ago

Will this work?

the thing about them living abroad, is that they also get to see what shape the EU is in.

The EU is falling apart, because it was doomed to fail. People are figuring out that the Germans can't hold it together forever as Spain, Greece, and Italy are going under. There is a reason why brexit keeps getting popular in England.

we_kill_creativity ago

Dude...the French people living outside France are the people who don't have to deal with the shit that Le Pen supporters have to deal with...if letting them voat helps Le Pen they wouldn't let it happen.

SecularPenguinist ago

Such fucking corruption. Nobody will be prosecuted for voting twice just as non-citizens and dead people were never prosecuted for voting for Hillary.

1moar ago

^^^ Pay attention fuckers, he/she gets it.

Tallest_Skil ago

Democracy can go fuck itself in the first place. Why would you want it?

gazillions ago

When the revolution comes, they need to go after the top and not each other. And I think they need that revolution right soon.

PhilaFerret ago

France:

The first round of the 2017 French presidential election is set to be held on 23 April 2017. Should no candidate win a majority, a run-off election between the top two candidates will be held on 7 May 2017.

Rellik88 ago

Break out the guillotines France! Viva La Pen!

dan_k ago