Grand Unifying Conspiracy Rant (Conspiracy)

submitted ago by 4Huma2printathome

I am so fucking pissed off these day, I worry this cannot be contained in one rant, but I will try. 😡

After this is will try to take a break for a few days and hug a puppy! 🐶

First

It has come to my attention that not everyone appreciates my sense of humor. 😇🙀😳😖😥😔This world is so fucking distorted and twisted upside down, how can one not make fun of it? There are currently people protesting in the streets because it has been revealed that all over the world --- our elite politicians, celebrities and religious leaders fuck and cannabalize children.

Our intelligence agencies are so corrupt that we all know that the CIA is spying on us. And we all know that the CIA has been experimenting on people since it's inception and is running the largest drug operation in the world.

We simply have to look up in the sky --- to see the chemical laden jet fuel streams that block out the sun, poison our crops and destroy our bodies and our minds.

But sure why should we care about the quality of our air when we fucking allow all these chemicals into our food and food packaging.

(Packaging that has been linked to causing gender confusion...hmm...does it not seem like there are a lot more transsexuals these days? It is honestly not their fault --- often their brain scan and body chemistry more clearly matches the opposite sex. And it's really fucking sad to see so many people so unhappy in their bodies that they would have to make such drastic and permanent changes to it. So unfucking fair. 😥)

How is that not insane?

Everything I'm saying is true and if it sounds ridiculous, it is because our reality is in fact absurd...by design!

But to people who don't have time my bullshit, at the bottom of this post you will find, just a sampling of the mountains of videos and picture proofs showing that the world wide space program is fake and that NASA is the Grand Deception.

(Unfortunately baby Jesus is not going to save us this time, because he is in fact a Spy!)

In summary:

Reddit, YouTube, Twitter, Facebook and even 4chan at times keep censoring, shadowbanning and deleting my threads. 😡

Like all of you, I am simply trying to red pill and bring attention to the currently ongoing biggest conspiracy ever perpetrated against humanity and explain how The Mandela Effect - pedogate - chemtrails - poltergeists & ghosts - ancient aliens - the NASA/SATAN Grand Deception - Jesus & Satan - Isis & Osirus - Cain & Abel - Jupiter & Saturn - the Devil & the Messiah - Witchcraft - Hollyweird - Star Seeds, Light Workers & Way Showers --- are all the same thing and that essentially it all boils down to the fact that our entire reality is a goddamn fabricated bullshit Grand Illusion.

This is all a test. We are quite literally in a Play. All of this is of course really happening. Our elite are in fact evil. Inter-dimensional parasites do exist. At the same time, our world is magnificent and there are many more positive higher dimensional entities/angels guiding and trying to help us. There is nothing to fear!

This really all is a Grand Illusion!

But yeah, for more information please see my more coherently laid out rants here:

"Warning Foul Language: Would you really know if you were brainwashed in school? All Pizzagate/Pedogate researchers really need to consider this please:"

https://voat.co/v/pizzagatewhatever/1776719

And also here:

"CENSORSHIP --- from f***ing 'Eddit:"

https://voat.co/v/Conspiracy/1770415

And lastly here:

"Baby Jesus is a Spy and Hidden Hand Solved (almost)"

http://www.abovetopsecret.com/forum/thread1164539/pg1

(Please note: in this last thread on ATS, the truth is hidden in the replies because I didn't want to get censored)

VIVA LA RESISTANCE!!!

"All the world is a stage. And all the men and women merely players; They have their exits and their entrances; And one man in his time plays many parts..."

--- Troy McClure

We are all in this together!

TL:DR

Okay as clearly and concisely as I can.

These are just a sampling of the serious questions I have with the current model of space/shape of the earth (I.e. The NASA/SATAN Grand Deception) and these are the video proofs and pictures that support my question/claims. I wrote this in response to another person, who was rightfully skeptical --- all of us should be --- but wanted to share this rant with everyone)

1. Evidence of places in the world that we shouldn't be able to see, due to the curvature of the earth, but do in fact see:

Flat Earth Experiment PROVES Zero Curvature Exists! https://youtu.be/HdysJIt4I18

Flat Earth "Where's The Curvature?" 90 Miles of Eyre and FLAT https://youtu.be/6w9i9I39gzo

Flat Earth: Another video of far away places we shouldn't see. https://youtu.be/6acYLMK7fFU

200 Proofs that the Earth is Flat: https://youtu.be/h5i_iDyUTCg

No Curvature on the Flat Earth https://youtu.be/fcteYfOMgJg

Dubai's FLAT EARTH from the World's Tallest Building! https://youtu.be/q7nySEW7v9U

Why I believe the NASA space program is fake:

2. NASA ISS Bloopers and Fails:

NASA - A COMPILATION OF LIES AND DECEIT. https://youtu.be/CzyPN8-AbJQ

SPACE BLOOPERS: Papere Spaziali https://youtu.be/WjeazbLI3dU

NASA Fail Compilation https://youtu.be/msY3xc8pVLE

ISS Facebook Live Feed HOAX https://youtu.be/C5SQxjO4HGE

3. Photos of the earth shot from space, showing that North America has changed in size, year to year, CGI image to CGI image:

https://goo.gl/images/1928oY

https://goo.gl/images/dXhQyR

https://goo.gl/images/Zbl5XY

https://goo.gl/images/RK0z9Y

Please note: These are all images provided to us by NASA

4. That space crew that I watched blow up into pieces on live tv in the 80s. (And the astronauts/actors that miraculously survived despite you know, being reported as being blown up into pieces)

The 1986 Challenger Crew Conspiracy Theory https://youtu.be/q4t4fjYkWc8

Shocking Facts You Never Knew About The Challenger Shuttle Disaster https://youtu.be/VdHGqX0nuPQ

5. And here is what our weather patterns would look like on flat earth:

This was one of the first flat earth videos that caught my attention just because all of a sudden our weather patterns make sense:

Flat Earth weather map https://youtu.be/wqKTLzUKqDc

The audio is a little distorted though, so this one is maybe a little less annoying:

https://youtu.be/Bowact9uR54

6. And here are some of the questions I had and some miscellaneous interesting stuff:

Sun, Moon, and Stars Prove the Flat Earth https://youtu.be/P5LzJrVKmBk

Gravity is Just Density https://youtu.be/Gg2URbkJo18

German ENGINEER/ PILOT Confirms FLAT EARTH & says GPS Satellites Don't Exist https://youtu.be/qKdZQA9tA3E

Surveyors, Engineers, Pilots and Sailors Expose the Flat Earth https://youtu.be/qcgxBTrmIhU

Flat Earth Pilot. No Curve! March 2017. Part 4 of a Series https://youtu.be/zrmcEAamEZA

When someone ask you "what's the motive for hiding flat earth?"...Link to this video https://youtu.be/XifF8DMG-RE

Finally, Michael Tellinger's Flat Earth disclosure, Epic! https://youtu.be/xranj1dXV2c

NASA Fakery False flags and Black holes https://youtu.be/pIkQRginXws

Super High Altitude Ballon Shows Sun and Flat Horizon https://youtu.be/eSEGGqGnAfs

Flat Earth - Balloon Almost Touches The Sun | Sun 149.600.000 km Away ? 100% Impossible Altitude !! https://youtu.be/CepnVUEB0-k

Flat Earth Presentation On Macedonian Late Night Talk Show https://youtu.be/TMwys1qft5U

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Tallest_Skil ago

So bullshit spam that has nothing to do with reality. Got it. Fuck off.

4Huma2printathome ago

Now that's just mean. I'm not spamming anything --- I compiled a collection of excellent independent research to show that space as we've been taught is fake.

Sorry if I'm a little pissed off about it as well.

Instead of insulting me, why not educate me?

You clearly have everything all figured out. So what are your thoughts on NASA? Do you think they are trustworthy people?

Did you know NASA was founded by Satanists like Jim Parsons and NAZI war criminals like Werner Von Braun?

I dare you to respond back with some actual evidence supporting your claims rather then just a mean insult. If not, I'm just going to assume you are an asshole and a pussy.

Tallest_Skil ago

You're spamming complete bullshit and demeaning the word 'conspiracy.' We've known your tactics for decades now. Get a goddamn clue and go somewhere that your bullshit still works, you filthy fucking liar.

founded by satanists

Funny, I didn't know that any jews were NASA founders.

and NAZI war criminals

  1. Learn what a Nazi is.
  2. Learn what a war criminal is.
  3. Holy fucking shit, you're brainwashed to the core.

actual evidence

No, no. You made the claims. The burden of proof is on you. The world is not fucking flat, you COINTELPRO piece of shit.

4Huma2printathome ago

Nope, you are wrong --- NASA was indeed founded by Freemasons, NAZi's and Satanists:

Check out rocket scientist Jim Parsons:

(Please note: The cult of Thelma is just another variation of the same old evil shit)

Interesting as well, that the demon Thelma, that these occult worshippers believe in looks just like a gray alien.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jack_Parsons_(rocket_engineer)

https://youtu.be/hpucg6Pu5O0

http://www.wired.co.uk/article/jpl-jack-parsons

Why do you get so defensive? And why are you too lazy to look at any of the proofs? Are you happy being asleep?

I am well aware that the holocaust never happened. I also realize that that Hitler had done an excellent job improving the economic and social conditions in Germany up until the Elite Jewish bankers declared war on Germany (from the safety of their luxury homes in Britain) after Hitler kicked out Rothscunt banks.

But guess what, the Jews that were targeted during ww2, were not the satanic Jew bankers that declared war on Germany ---they were the regular shop owners and everyday people who aren't aware that that the elite Jews calling the shots are in fact luciferian.

Again, I know that the mass concentration camps we were taught about in school is just bullshit propaganda from the elite Jews in Hollywood.

But you are a fucking idiot if you think all Jewish people are like that. Most have no idea and have brainwashed been by Hollywood since they were kids too.

Just like most Christians are disgusted by the paedophilia in the Catholic Church and aren't aware that the pope's brother is currently being investigated for molesting hundreds of kids.

And you are also very misinformed if you are not aware of the horrific experiments that were done by the elite NAZI scientists during ww2 (these "people" are Satanists who masquerade as Christians/Jews) and came to the United States after the war during operation paper clip and helped found the NASA space program.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wernher_von_Braun

Operation Paperclip:

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operation_Paperclip

Instead of insulting me, at least look at some of the evidence I use to back up my claims. Or better yet, educate me! Or else, you're nothing but a pussy imho.

Tallest_Skil ago

Nope, you are wrong --- NASA was indeed founded by Freemasons, NAZi's and Satanists:

Funny how you didn't even reply to what I said when you called me wrong.

Why do you get so defensive?

Stop projecting your emotions onto others.

And why are you too lazy to look at any of the proofs?

You have none. Eat shit, COINTELPRO.

Are you happy being asleep?

You'll be happy being dead.

But guess what, the Jews that were targeted during ww2, were not the satanic Jew bankers that declared war on Germany ---they were the regular shop owners and everyday people who aren't aware that that the elite Jews calling the shots are in fact luciferian.

You know absolutely nothing whatsoever about jews.

But you are a fucking idiot if you think all Jewish people are like that.

Thanks for admitting that you have never read the Talmud and don't even have the most basic knowledge required to hold a discussion on this topic.

Most have no idea and have brainwashed been by Hollywood since they were kids too.

They all know the truth. They're told it from birth.

Just like most Christians are disgusted by the paedophilia in the Catholic Church

Catholics aren't Christians.

Instead of insulting me

Eat shit you OBVIOUS FUCKING PAID SHILL.

at least look at some of the evidence I use to back up my claims.

You have no evidence. Your claims are well poisoning bullshit. Get the fuck off the board and never post here again. Read a fucking book.

Or better yet, educate me!

Read the Talmud or shut the fuck up.

4Huma2printathome ago

But but but....did you read any of the links provided?

Hahaha, I can't even get insulted, you are so angry, I actually feel calm now in compassion.

Why is everyone here so fucking quick to fly off the handle and assume I don't know my shit?

I know that the Talmud and Islamic Koran is twisted upside down. I know what's written in their sacred texts. They think paedophilia is their divine birthright. And these fuckers deserve a blood eagle on the streets on live tv.

Listen, i've been studying satanic paedophilia obsessively since pedogate.

And wanna know a secret...Luciferians and Satanists actually believe that Jesus Christ is Lucifer!

I dare you to research that!

Who the fuck do you think rewrote all the sacred religions texts?
Oh oh I know --- our baby fucking, cannabalizing elite.

I worry about humanity when I see these types of replies, I really do.

I patiently await your next insult or you know, you could actually look at some video proofs in the OP so you know exactly what you're so pissed off with me about. 💩💩💩

Tallest_Skil ago

did you read any of the links provided?

Yep.

Hahaha, I can’t even get insulted, you are so angry, I actually feel calm now in compassion.

No one gives a fuck how you feel, shill.

Why is everyone here so fucking quick to fly off the handle and assume I don’t know my shit?

Because we know for a fact you know nothing, you worthless fucking paid shill.

I know that the Talmud and Islamic Koran is twisted upside down.

But you’ve not read them.

I know what’s written in their sacred texts.

You don’t, or you wouldn’t have said what you already said.

I dare you to research that!

Already have; they don’t.

Who the fuck do you think rewrote all the sacred religions texts?

Rewrote? Well, the heretical modern translations of the Bible come from jewish presses.

I worry about humanity when I see these types of replies, I really do.

I worry about the continuation of your life when I see shill posts like yours.

video proofs in the OP

No such thing. Fuck off, shitstain.

4Huma2printathome ago

Whoa, you really need to work on your communication skills buddy. I'm sure it's not intentional, but you're coming across as mean.

Please explain how I'm a shill please?

Some of you people are so fucking brainwashed it truly is absurd!!!

It is the government and mainstream media that calls flat earth a psy op.

The same media that called Pizzagate fake news and 9/11 Truthers mentally ill.

Or Is it just because you don't agree with my opinions which I backed up with a ton of video proofs?

Because there's so much that we actually agree upon. I agree that the Jewish Talmud, the Islamic Koran, and the Catholic Church is run by satanists.

I also believe that the "path of Christ" is the path of divinity and is the best path one can take.

Just because satanists believe that Jesus is Lucifer (at least the Catholic Church version) --- it doesn't mean that normal every day Christians do or truly that there is anything inherently bad with the message of Christ. In fact, i whole heartedly support his message.

Obviously the "do unto others" part you adhere to as well. 😔

Riddle me this, if you'd be so kind. Obviously you think I'm nuts or worse, you think I'm a shill and am current taking it up the ass from shareblue...but even still, do you really think Jesus would be impressed by the way you talk to other human beings? Just because you disagree with their opinion?

Have you ever been wrong before? (Note, I'm definitely not saying I'm wrong here) But you obviously do and so, is this really the kindest way to respond to someone who you think is an idiot?

Furthermore, if you've studied history at all, you would know that the myth of the Messiah and the Devil has been repeated many, many times before.

Ie. Cain and Abel, Isis and Osiris, Zeus and Hades, Saturn and Jupiter...as someone else rightly pointed out, they are based on archetypes --- all of us --- in fact are based on archetypes. Obviously I'm the Fool.

But if you really want to go deep, the Illuminati actually control both sides...and...wait for it... the truth is coming....almost there....here we go....this is all just a fucking absurd bullshit Grand Illusion. Your life, my life --- it is all a test. A game. Basically, we're all in a play, that we all created ourselves before coming into this life.

And the most exciting part is coming up.

I know you won't believe me and will just hurl back a bunch of mean insults. But I've been studying this stuff for well over a decade and do know what I'm talking about. I can't prove that part, but it is my crazy truth anyway.

Feel free to write me off as a nut, but one day you will see that all of this --- is an Illusion.

And as a rule, like I explained to another guy, I will not respond to anymore insults unless they are very funny and I can't help myself. 😈

However, anyone kind enough to speak civilly and heaven forbid --- back up their claims with evidence, will always get a response.

Peace!

Psst...if you're not smoking anything, maybe you should really consider it. When a ranting loon tells you to chill out, you really, really should! 😎

Tallest_Skil ago

Whoa, you really need to work on your communication skills buddy.

I don’t give a shit about you or your delusional paid shilling.

Please explain how I’m a shill please?

OY VEY TELL ME HOW TO HIDE BETTER

Fuck yourself.

Some of you people are so fucking brainwashed it truly is absurd!!!

Said the flat earth paid shill.

It is the government and mainstream media that calls flat earth a psy op.

Kill yourself, retard.

Or Is it just because you don’t agree with my opinions

Fact doesn’t agree with your opinions. We’re not here for opinions. Go fuck off to Reddit if you want to shitpost those.

Obviously the “do unto others" part you adhere to as well. 😔

I do unto servants of the aforementioned demons what they deserve. Christian love abides sin, but does not tolerate it.

do you really think Jesus would be impressed by the way you talk to other human beings?

Yep.

Just because

Try harder, shill.

Have you ever been wrong before?

“HURR DURR TRUTH IS SUBJECTIVE”

Get out.

But if you really want to go deep, the Illuminati actually control both sides

And there you go, still shilling the same bullshit lies using the buzzwords from a century ago.

I know you won’t believe me

Because you’re a filthy fucking liar.

But I’ve been studying this stuff for well over a decade and do know what I'm talking about.

Wow, you’ve been a paid shill for a decade? Good thing you’ll never marry or reproduce, because when your children ask you what you did for a living, you’d have to silently stare at them and then get up and go commit suicide out of shame.

my… …truth

Yes, thanks for playing. You’re done.

I will not respond to anymore insults

And yet you keep doing so.

back up their claims with evidence

Which you’ve never done. Eat shit.

Peace!

Righteous war.

Psst…if you're not smoking anything, maybe you should really consider it.

Fuck off, you degenerate piece of shit.

4Huma2printathome ago

Haha wtf man! If you disagree with my opinion why not just say you disagree? Why be so insulting?

Did you learn your manners in barn? Haha, you're just making yourself look like a dick imho.

Haha, forgive me, I forgot to add white power!!! are we all good now, you racist fuck? Hahahahahaha 🐸

Tallest_Skil ago

If you disagree with my opinion why not just say you disagree?

Learn how to read, dipshit.

Haha, forgive me, I forgot to add white power!!! are we all good now, you racist fuck? Hahahahahaha 🐸

Thanks for proving you’re just a shill. Kill yourself.

4Huma2printathome ago

Again bro, just not nice.

I hope at least by being mean to strangers who are sincerely trying to wake people up to the truth (at least as I see it) that you are happy in your real life. I can't imagine what it must feel like inside to have lash out like that.

Do you even know what a shill is? Because it sounds like you're accusing me of working for shareblue...

Let me be clear: I fucking hate all the politicians. It's all political theatre! To keep us distracted. These assholes are all laughing at us behind the scenes, while they kidnap, rape and cannabalize our kids. How so many people on Voat can't see that trump is a Zionist illuminati puppet like all the others is beyond me.

The term you're looking for to describe my political views asshole is: Anarchist

That means that I know how fucking corrupt and disgusting our leaders are and want to see their corrupt pedo-cannabalistic power structure exposed and then burnt to the motherfucking ground.

And yeah, fuck off with all this racism and homophobic slurs. You're so fucking stupid, you don't seem to realize that our satanic elite want us to fight amongst ourselves over cosmetic differences so that we're too distracted to go after them. Fucking stupid people rascists and homophobes are.

Focus your energy on stopping the child fuckers....even white supremacist dickwads should know how to prioritize.

Tallest_Skil ago

strangers who are sincerely trying to wake people up to the truth

Which you are not.

that you are happy in your real life.

lol there's a genocide being committed on my people and pieces of shit like you perpetuate it. Who the fuck would be happy about that?

I can't imagine what it must feel like inside to have lash out like that.

Because you are clinically psychotic and can't comprehend what truth is.

Let me be clear

No one cares. You're still posting lies. Go fuck yourself.

How so many people on Voat can't see that trump is a Zionist illuminati puppet like all the others is beyond me.

Because you're a lying paid shill pile of shit. It's pretty simple to comprehend. We see through you instantly.

The term you're looking for to describe my political views asshole is: Anarchist

Yes, so you're mentally defective, KEEP CONFIRMING YOU'RE NOTHING MORE THAN A SHILL, and expect anyone to take you seriously. Got it.

That means that I know how fucking corrupt and disgusting our leaders are and want to see their corrupt pedo-cannabalistic power structure exposed and then burnt to the motherfucking ground.

Like a marxist. And institute marxism afterward. Drown yourself.

And yeah, fuck off with all this racism and homophobic slurs.

Holy shit, that's at least six ways you've proven you're a shill.

You're so fucking stupid

Not an argument, fuckwad. Racism is healthy. No one is afraid of queers. They're mentally defective and need to be institutionalized.

you don't seem to realize that our satanic elite want us to fight amongst ourselves

Kill yourself. You've never read the Talmud, you've no fucking idea what is being done to the world, and you're paid to say this shit. Next you'll say "one race, the human race." These aren't insults anymore: KILL YOURSELF.

over cosmetic differences

Blow your brains out, retard.

Fucking stupid people rascists and homophobes are.

Cry harder, dipshit shill.

Focus your energy on stopping the child fuckers...

So the people who pay you to lie, got it.

4Huma2printathome ago

Why would it benefit NA/SATAN or the establishment for people to say that their Space Program is a lie?

Tallest_Skil ago

Why would it benefit them for it to be a lie, you fucking retard.