Grand Unifying Conspiracy Rant (Conspiracy)

submitted ago by 4Huma2printathome

I am so fucking pissed off these day, I worry this cannot be contained in one rant, but I will try. 😡

After this is will try to take a break for a few days and hug a puppy! 🐶

First

It has come to my attention that not everyone appreciates my sense of humor. 😇🙀😳😖😥😔This world is so fucking distorted and twisted upside down, how can one not make fun of it? There are currently people protesting in the streets because it has been revealed that all over the world --- our elite politicians, celebrities and religious leaders fuck and cannabalize children.

Our intelligence agencies are so corrupt that we all know that the CIA is spying on us. And we all know that the CIA has been experimenting on people since it's inception and is running the largest drug operation in the world.

We simply have to look up in the sky --- to see the chemical laden jet fuel streams that block out the sun, poison our crops and destroy our bodies and our minds.

But sure why should we care about the quality of our air when we fucking allow all these chemicals into our food and food packaging.

(Packaging that has been linked to causing gender confusion...hmm...does it not seem like there are a lot more transsexuals these days? It is honestly not their fault --- often their brain scan and body chemistry more clearly matches the opposite sex. And it's really fucking sad to see so many people so unhappy in their bodies that they would have to make such drastic and permanent changes to it. So unfucking fair. 😥)

How is that not insane?

Everything I'm saying is true and if it sounds ridiculous, it is because our reality is in fact absurd...by design!

But to people who don't have time my bullshit, at the bottom of this post you will find, just a sampling of the mountains of videos and picture proofs showing that the world wide space program is fake and that NASA is the Grand Deception.

(Unfortunately baby Jesus is not going to save us this time, because he is in fact a Spy!)

In summary:

Reddit, YouTube, Twitter, Facebook and even 4chan at times keep censoring, shadowbanning and deleting my threads. 😡

Like all of you, I am simply trying to red pill and bring attention to the currently ongoing biggest conspiracy ever perpetrated against humanity and explain how The Mandela Effect - pedogate - chemtrails - poltergeists & ghosts - ancient aliens - the NASA/SATAN Grand Deception - Jesus & Satan - Isis & Osirus - Cain & Abel - Jupiter & Saturn - the Devil & the Messiah - Witchcraft - Hollyweird - Star Seeds, Light Workers & Way Showers --- are all the same thing and that essentially it all boils down to the fact that our entire reality is a goddamn fabricated bullshit Grand Illusion.

This is all a test. We are quite literally in a Play. All of this is of course really happening. Our elite are in fact evil. Inter-dimensional parasites do exist. At the same time, our world is magnificent and there are many more positive higher dimensional entities/angels guiding and trying to help us. There is nothing to fear!

This really all is a Grand Illusion!

But yeah, for more information please see my more coherently laid out rants here:

"Warning Foul Language: Would you really know if you were brainwashed in school? All Pizzagate/Pedogate researchers really need to consider this please:"

https://voat.co/v/pizzagatewhatever/1776719

And also here:

"CENSORSHIP --- from f***ing 'Eddit:"

https://voat.co/v/Conspiracy/1770415

And lastly here:

"Baby Jesus is a Spy and Hidden Hand Solved (almost)"

http://www.abovetopsecret.com/forum/thread1164539/pg1

(Please note: in this last thread on ATS, the truth is hidden in the replies because I didn't want to get censored)

VIVA LA RESISTANCE!!!

"All the world is a stage. And all the men and women merely players; They have their exits and their entrances; And one man in his time plays many parts..."

--- Troy McClure

We are all in this together!

TL:DR

Okay as clearly and concisely as I can.

These are just a sampling of the serious questions I have with the current model of space/shape of the earth (I.e. The NASA/SATAN Grand Deception) and these are the video proofs and pictures that support my question/claims. I wrote this in response to another person, who was rightfully skeptical --- all of us should be --- but wanted to share this rant with everyone)

1. Evidence of places in the world that we shouldn't be able to see, due to the curvature of the earth, but do in fact see:

Flat Earth Experiment PROVES Zero Curvature Exists! https://youtu.be/HdysJIt4I18

Flat Earth "Where's The Curvature?" 90 Miles of Eyre and FLAT https://youtu.be/6w9i9I39gzo

Flat Earth: Another video of far away places we shouldn't see. https://youtu.be/6acYLMK7fFU

200 Proofs that the Earth is Flat: https://youtu.be/h5i_iDyUTCg

No Curvature on the Flat Earth https://youtu.be/fcteYfOMgJg

Dubai's FLAT EARTH from the World's Tallest Building! https://youtu.be/q7nySEW7v9U

Why I believe the NASA space program is fake:

2. NASA ISS Bloopers and Fails:

NASA - A COMPILATION OF LIES AND DECEIT. https://youtu.be/CzyPN8-AbJQ

SPACE BLOOPERS: Papere Spaziali https://youtu.be/WjeazbLI3dU

NASA Fail Compilation https://youtu.be/msY3xc8pVLE

ISS Facebook Live Feed HOAX https://youtu.be/C5SQxjO4HGE

3. Photos of the earth shot from space, showing that North America has changed in size, year to year, CGI image to CGI image:

https://goo.gl/images/1928oY

https://goo.gl/images/dXhQyR

https://goo.gl/images/Zbl5XY

https://goo.gl/images/RK0z9Y

Please note: These are all images provided to us by NASA

4. That space crew that I watched blow up into pieces on live tv in the 80s. (And the astronauts/actors that miraculously survived despite you know, being reported as being blown up into pieces)

The 1986 Challenger Crew Conspiracy Theory https://youtu.be/q4t4fjYkWc8

Shocking Facts You Never Knew About The Challenger Shuttle Disaster https://youtu.be/VdHGqX0nuPQ

5. And here is what our weather patterns would look like on flat earth:

This was one of the first flat earth videos that caught my attention just because all of a sudden our weather patterns make sense:

Flat Earth weather map https://youtu.be/wqKTLzUKqDc

The audio is a little distorted though, so this one is maybe a little less annoying:

https://youtu.be/Bowact9uR54

6. And here are some of the questions I had and some miscellaneous interesting stuff:

Sun, Moon, and Stars Prove the Flat Earth https://youtu.be/P5LzJrVKmBk

Gravity is Just Density https://youtu.be/Gg2URbkJo18

German ENGINEER/ PILOT Confirms FLAT EARTH & says GPS Satellites Don't Exist https://youtu.be/qKdZQA9tA3E

Surveyors, Engineers, Pilots and Sailors Expose the Flat Earth https://youtu.be/qcgxBTrmIhU

Flat Earth Pilot. No Curve! March 2017. Part 4 of a Series https://youtu.be/zrmcEAamEZA

When someone ask you "what's the motive for hiding flat earth?"...Link to this video https://youtu.be/XifF8DMG-RE

Finally, Michael Tellinger's Flat Earth disclosure, Epic! https://youtu.be/xranj1dXV2c

NASA Fakery False flags and Black holes https://youtu.be/pIkQRginXws

Super High Altitude Ballon Shows Sun and Flat Horizon https://youtu.be/eSEGGqGnAfs

Flat Earth - Balloon Almost Touches The Sun | Sun 149.600.000 km Away ? 100% Impossible Altitude !! https://youtu.be/CepnVUEB0-k

Flat Earth Presentation On Macedonian Late Night Talk Show https://youtu.be/TMwys1qft5U

You are viewing a single comment's thread.

view the rest of the comments →

cdglow ago

You're right about NASA telling lies and flat earthers have done an amazing job in exposing many of them. You're right to question the shape of the Earth.

However, I think flat earth's recent popularity is a psyop.

What I don't think flat earthers take into account is that light bends.

http://www.wildheretic.com/bendy-light-the-evidence/

This explains why, no matter how high you go (whether top of skyscraper, mountain, or even high altitude plane) the horizon always appears flat. Flat earthers are operating on the assumption that light is straight.

Earth is concave and it's the exact shape that scientists tell us, just we're the ones on the inside.

PS: I will give flat earthers some credit though, I think the weather pattern you cited is pretty interesting (maybe there is or there isn't one, but I haven't come across an explanation for that)

4Huma2printathome ago

Thanks for keeping an open mind! 😊 And I appreciate you being respectful. I can take a joke but am feeling a little fragile after ranting for so long.

I am open to concave earth as well! I honestly don't know for sure if the earth is flat or what it is really --- I am just pretty darn convinced that space, as we've been taught is bullshit.

My hunch truth be told is that all of this is an illusion anyway...have you gone down the Mandela effect rabbit hole yet?