Okay, I don't want to alarm anyone here. But on Reddit "Showerthoughts" at precisely 11:11 pm last night (okay it might not have been 11:11 on the nose --- I was simply too heartbroken to check, but let me tell you it had to have been a very important illuminati number and time because without any explanation or reasonable just cause --- Reddit declared a jihad on me :(

I was first --- Shadowbanned --- and then--- those fuckers quickly Perma-banned me.

And it just doesn't even make sense because as soon as I realized their fuckery, I immediately private messaged every single mod that I could to find, well over 4 dozen --- so that I might find out in detail what I had done wrong and what they would suggest I do in order to correct this in the future.

So this is what seemed to upset those cock suckling scrotum bags. The original post itself was deleted, so I was forced to set up a new account and private message as many people as I could.

I truly don't understand why reddit admin have to shit all over everything pure and good like sweet baby Jesus and my flat earth rants. :(

Hi!

Reddit completely shadowbanned me over 2 very friendly and not at all insane flat earth posts. Odd that they won't allow any reasonable debate on Flat Earth. If this is such a ridiculous theory, I can't help but wonder, why not let the absurdity of our claims speak for themselves?

https://www.reddit.com/user/SantaStoleMyCookies/

So in case you are interested, here are my 2 posts that Reddit determined were worthy of a ban. I was just trying to have a little bit of fun to be honest and to point out that our conventional Big Bang theory on creation, despite everything that scientists may claim, does indeed take a giant leap of faith on behalf of anyone who has never been to space, whose teachers have never to space and also those critical thinkers who might just be suspicious of a Space Program that was actually founded (and lead) but NAZI war criminals like Werner Von Braun and acclaimed pedo-Satanists like Jim Parsons.

Werner Von Braun --- NAZI Rocket Scientist --- Head of NASA --- Isn't he handsome? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wernher_von_Braun

Satanist Jim Parsons --- NASA Rocket Scientist - Pedo-cannibal-extraordinaire! https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jack_Parsons_(rocket_engineer)

Interesting side note: Did you know that the demon satanist Aleister Crowley channelled looks just like a Gray Alien? Neat right?

https://duckduckgo.com/?q=Aleister+Crowley+Gray+Alien+wiki&atb=v39-1aq&iax=1&ia=images&iai=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.occultphysics.com%2Fimages%2FCrowley-Lam-grey-alien.gif

Also do you remember, by chance, that NASA space crew that we watced literally explode into pieces on live TV during the 80s? This devastated a nation and long story short --- their space shuttle "blew up" --- as rockets and missles so tragically often do. :(

Anyways, great news! Did you know that every single one of these astronauts/actors are still alive and kicking today? Some of them subtlety changed their names, some of them didn't even bother. Some even took on the identity of their "identical twin." And they all look exactly like you'd expect them to look after 25 years. Curious.

https://youtu.be/q4t4fjYkWc8

Also, have you ever wondered why, maybe, so many archaeologists, military pilots, consumer pilots, naval officers, land surveyors, mathematicians and life long flat earth researchers would literally be screaming from their rooftops for so many years that NASA has lied to us about the shape of the earth?

But I guess this massively growing movement is just stupid people being stupid right? Or crazy people who just can't seem to understand why the shape of our earth's continents and oceans have dramatically changed so much in size over the last 75 years.

Idiots, like myself, who simply can't wrap their head around when the shape of the earth shifted from a round ball to a pear?

I know what you're thinking...silly flat earther, he thinks that a subtle pear like bulge in the earth is something to get all hot and bothered about right?

Nope. Here's, NASA's spokesman's Neil deGrasse Tyson --- telling us that our earth has in fact quite the noticeable pot belly.

Check it out at approximately minute 8:40. (Seems like Neil deGrasse is a super knowledgeable and honest guy right?)

https://youtu.be/PBD7A-OMWyE

So um, after watching this muppet, my question is --- why has every single image of the earth, that has ever been shown to us from space --- has shown the earth to be a perfectly round ball?

But forgive me, I don't want to start to rant, that's not my style. Without further adieu: here are the 2 posts that got me banned from Reddit. Please enjoy. This is all I wrote and you will soon clearly see that all I truly intended to do was bring a little fun, joy and laugher to an obviously painful and difficult post by the OP. Thank-you so much for reading. :)

TL:DR --- The Earth is Flat --- You are under a spell --- Time to Wake the F*** Up please. (Thanks!)

Here we go --- buckle up friend:

Friendly Post 1 --- in response to the OP --- Sent to you this morning --- because f*** corporate greed and censorship!

I agree, Flat Earthers are without a doubt the pinnacle of hillbilly ignorance!

That is why I'm so happy that reddit is an anonymous forum, where I may wonder without shame, why the NASA/SATAN space deception has never shown us any real time videos of people, places or things, walking around, upside down? (One would think, with all the trillions upon trillions dollars that we have poured into our space program, that they'd have given us at least one "money shot" by now right?)

Just imagine, what an incredible sight it would be, to see a giant ship, on the bottom of the earth, gracefully gliding through the ocean? (Upside down) And not to be too picky, but at this point, would it be too much to ask for some kind of Pirate theme?

Oh I know! How about a live dolphin show from Sea World? That would just be too cool!

The possibilities are simply endless!!! :)

And please, please don't misunderstand me! I am well aware that our slightly wobbly and tilted "Space Ship Earth" does, without question, spin a whopping 1000 mph around a highly combustible burning ball of fire in the sky (our sun) --- which according to NASA, is also hurtling 600 000 miles per hour around a "black hole" in the centre of our galaxy. This totally seems legit.

Btw, did you know that the earth has moved? And that we are no longer in the outer edges of our milky way galaxy? TIL we are now halfway to the centre! Yee haw!!! Not to slut shame or anything, but it appears our solar system really gets around! By the time I hit 50, I'd bet the farm that our earth will have slid "sliders style" right through a Black Hole!

https://duckduckgo.com/?q=earth%27s+location+in+the+milky+way&atb=v39-1aq&iar=images&iax=1&ia=images&iai=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.spaceexplained.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2015%2F11%2Fsun-location-in-galaxy.jpg

https://duckduckgo.com/?q=NASA+lies+earth&atb=v39-1aq&iar=images&iax=1&ia=images&iai=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.blogtalkradio.com%2Fapi%2Fimage%2Fresize%2F400x297%2FaHR0cDovL2NkbjIuYnRyc3RhdGljLmNvbS9waWNzL3Nob3dwaWNzL2xhcmdlLzY4MTIwM196eVlxY1J4Wi5qcGc%2F681203_zyYqcRxZ.jpg%3Fmode%3DFill

And believe me when I say, that no one in their right mind, would ever dispute that of all that shakin' and a bakin' the earth does around in space, is why all the people on the bottom of the earth, who are walking around, upside down (from my perspective anyways --- which in case you can't tell --- is always from the top of the world) and is also why all the oceans, tigers, monkeys and hot dog stands have never once fallen off.

But, if you have an open mind, would you not agree that the NEVER ONCE PROVEN equation for Gravity has to be some kind of incredible, Grand Deception type magic spell or something, when we appreciate how it keeps the water in our oceans and the dust on my front porch stuck so securely to the ground, while still allowing a gravity defying fleet of fruit flies to follow my clementines around every day on the way to work?

Listen, I'm not trying to be nuisance or anything here and I worry that I may have already rambled on for too long. And for that I am truly, very sorry.

All I'm trying to say, is just that wouldn't it be really, really neat? And it wouldn't it also shut up all those Flat Earth morons once and for all, if NASA/SATAN would be so kind as to show the world a real time live video stream of me, sitting on a bench in Central Park, upside down while eating a replica of Donald Trumps hat.

Thanks and have a great night!

Friendly Post 2: In reference to a poster who thinks it's totally normal for our planes to leave such thick, chemical laden exhaust fumes in our beautiful blue sky --- to the point where these fumes begin block out the Sun. And was upset that people might get a little touchy about this subject.

You make an excellent point. This world should never be taken too seriously, not with planes spraying chemicals in our sky or they FDA and Monsanto allowing poisons into our food and water supply. Anyone foolish enough to research these topics too seriously will surely go insane!

One moment, I just need to wipe some spittle and foam off my chins. Okay, I'm good! :)

Anyhoo, wanna see something really neat? This is what our weather patterns would look like on flat earth:

https://youtu.be/wqKTLzUKqDc

Also, if you want to see what these crazy kids really believe in, check this fun video out:

https://youtu.be/PBD7A-OMWyE

VIVA LA REVOLUTION!