A 2 minute pat down is 1 minute and 50 seconds too long. I can walk out my kitchen down the driveway pick up my newspaper walk back inside, sit down and read the headlines before my 2 minute microwave coffee is done.
My quick solution when I'm in a rush. Its that Via instant stuff. Cup of milk two packs of Via Instant. Out the door. Simply for the caffeine. I'm not proud to admit this.
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Likeitirish ago
A 2 minute pat down is 1 minute and 50 seconds too long. I can walk out my kitchen down the driveway pick up my newspaper walk back inside, sit down and read the headlines before my 2 minute microwave coffee is done.
NoRagrets ago
The fuck you microwaving a coffee for?
Likeitirish ago
My quick solution when I'm in a rush. Its that Via instant stuff. Cup of milk two packs of Via Instant. Out the door. Simply for the caffeine. I'm not proud to admit this.