Yes, it clearly has nothing to do with Russia stopping hundreds of millions of dollars worth of oil flowing over Turkey's border with Syria... It must be those sneaky sneks in the CIA. I hear the CIA is even in league with anal probing aliens to collect precious prostate juices for alien cuisine. Apparently, human ass juice is a lucrative trans-dimensional delicacy.
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goatboy ago
Yes, it clearly has nothing to do with Russia stopping hundreds of millions of dollars worth of oil flowing over Turkey's border with Syria... It must be those sneaky sneks in the CIA. I hear the CIA is even in league with anal probing aliens to collect precious prostate juices for alien cuisine. Apparently, human ass juice is a lucrative trans-dimensional delicacy.