Today I made an appearance downtown

I am an expert witness because I say I am

And I said gentlemen, and I use that world loosely

I will testify for you, I'm a gun for hire,I'm a saint, I'm a liar

Because there are no facts, there is no truth

Just data to be manipulated

I can get you any result you like

What's it worth to you?

Because there is no wrong, there is no right

And I sleep very well at night

No shame, no solution, no remorse, no retribution

Just people selling t-shirts

Just opportunity to participate in the pathetic little circus

And winning, winning, winning ~The Garden of Allah - Don Henley