Maybe because Bernie spends exactly no money or time on his appearance and Trump has a vested interest in spending thousands of dollars keeping himself looking as young as possible. It's not fucking rocket science, you're comparing an old dude who doesn't even care enough to brush his own hair to a guy who spends more on a fucking haircut then you do want a down payment on a car. Trump also had surgical hair implants like 15 years ago which is why he still has any hair at all.
That I can tell you! From Ayurvedic tongue maps, we can see it's more than likely a build up of toxins in her GI tract. Someone slamming a bunch of high grade pharmaceuticals would develop a tongue sore like this one.
Also helps explain her bathroom emergencies.
But listen up now, this is gonna be awesome. Seriously, she may be wearing a diaper at this point. Anyone who seriously spooks her, may make her poop a little.
Trump has an opportunity to literally make Clinton shit herself on stage.
The timing makes no sense. He's already given them everything they need from him at this stage. Why draw attention to yourself by leaving facial marks before the victim goes on TV? None of it adds up. The man is like 106 years old: old people fall down often and bruise readily.
Pure speculation, but they have his phone bugged and overhear him telling his wife that he can't live with the lie and must tell the truth. Goons give him a reminder what's in store for him and his wife if he steps out of line.
They don't even need to be under the direct control of Hillary, just her heavily invested backers.
dabork ago
Maybe because Bernie spends exactly no money or time on his appearance and Trump has a vested interest in spending thousands of dollars keeping himself looking as young as possible. It's not fucking rocket science, you're comparing an old dude who doesn't even care enough to brush his own hair to a guy who spends more on a fucking haircut then you do want a down payment on a car. Trump also had surgical hair implants like 15 years ago which is why he still has any hair at all.
AlphaWookie ago
Shut up tree ornament
Unreasonable ago
That I can tell you! From Ayurvedic tongue maps, we can see it's more than likely a build up of toxins in her GI tract. Someone slamming a bunch of high grade pharmaceuticals would develop a tongue sore like this one.
Also helps explain her bathroom emergencies.
But listen up now, this is gonna be awesome. Seriously, she may be wearing a diaper at this point. Anyone who seriously spooks her, may make her poop a little.
Trump has an opportunity to literally make Clinton shit herself on stage.
http://www.spinachandyoga.com/ayurvedic-tongue-analysis/
d3r ago
Finally some good news.
GizaDog ago
All I know is that he does not look happy!
onezeno ago
I heard syphilis. There have been rumors of Bill having syphilitic dementia for some time now.
http://hardinmd.lib.uiowa.edu/cdc/syphilis11.html
http://paxety.com/2008/06/12/bill-clinton-suffering-from-syphilitic-dementia-says-secret-source/
rulloff_in_a_jar ago
Hey don't we all get confused by what a ballon is.
teatime ago
Seems like she could use a few more with how often she coughs during debates.
salvia_d ago
No. The Clintons have way better intimidation tactics than roughing people up.
Mr_Quagmire ago
Yeah, like this: http://www.cbsnews.com/news/seth-rich-shot-democratic-national-committee-staffer-washington-dc/
salvia_d ago
Exactly, they don't "rough up", they murder.
SrSysEng ago
Old people skin; nothing to see here.
SJWsRuinedIt ago
The timing makes no sense. He's already given them everything they need from him at this stage. Why draw attention to yourself by leaving facial marks before the victim goes on TV? None of it adds up. The man is like 106 years old: old people fall down often and bruise readily.
Gorillion ago
Pure speculation, but they have his phone bugged and overhear him telling his wife that he can't live with the lie and must tell the truth. Goons give him a reminder what's in store for him and his wife if he steps out of line.
They don't even need to be under the direct control of Hillary, just her heavily invested backers.
SJWsRuinedIt ago
Why hit his face though?
dabork ago
This meme is tired, he's literally only 4 years older than Trump, who is 70.
magic3383 ago
He looks much older than Trump.
dabork ago
Amazing how that happens when you literally spend thousands making sure you look as young and vibrant as possible.
Next you're going to tell me a Maserati can outrun a Focus.
AlphaWookie ago
Shut up tar baby
AlphaWookie ago
Shut up rape ape
SJWsRuinedIt ago
He's only 74. Never heard anything make a statement like that before.
gosso920 ago
That's 36 in dog years.
70 + 36 = 106
The math checks out.
AlphaWookie ago
Shut up pavement ape
Pawn ago
so now correct math is for pavement apes.
emcee8 ago
I think he got roughed up. Then changed his tune.
cointelpro_shill ago
♬ bernie sanders was a man that traveled through the land
hard workin' man and brave
he said to the rich "give your shit to the poor"
and some black ladies cucked him on the stage
O Bernie was a man, a senator by hand. his followers brave and true
Then one dirty coward, called crooked Hillary Clinton
went and roughed up old Bernie with her goons ♬