I too am a left-winger and therefore I too fully and wholeheartedly believe that anyone who believes [insert something I disagree with here] should have [insert description of some manner of the forceful interference with a peaceful human being here] and [insert some reference to little-understood foreign country that has been decimated by the intervention of western "democracies" but I conveniently blame their tragic destruction on the absence of a strong "democratic" regime here], particularly because they already [insert reference to something said by object of my scorn that makes my imagined punishment a deliciously and poetically just contrapasso here].