Step one, always conspire with a raving lunatic. That way, no one will ever believe them when they spill the beans.
Seddique Mateen: It was Hillary I tell you! She put the closested homosexual thoughts in my sons head!
FBI: sir, who are you?
Seddique: I am Seddique Mateen, the president of Afghanistan! They are trying to kill me! And Pakistan invented suicide bombing! USA and Taliban, friends forever!
FBI: sir, we are going to have to ask you to leave.
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GeorgeOfClarence ago
Step one, always conspire with a raving lunatic. That way, no one will ever believe them when they spill the beans.
Seddique Mateen: It was Hillary I tell you! She put the closested homosexual thoughts in my sons head!
FBI: sir, who are you?
Seddique: I am Seddique Mateen, the president of Afghanistan! They are trying to kill me! And Pakistan invented suicide bombing! USA and Taliban, friends forever!
FBI: sir, we are going to have to ask you to leave.