1. They are faggots. Satirical relativism is what they call "humor." The reason why it sucks is because they laugh at every attempt at a joke that is made by a member of their group. Regardless of how unfunny it is, they laugh to show their support, so all their jokes are just shitty because they set the bar nice and low for each other's approval. A normal, healthy, masculine man can recognize that this is how faggots act.

2. They coordinate they're brigades. These people all show up at once saying their retarded shit that they call "trolling." (I guess that's the "hip" word these days for shitty humor, sperging, and general faggoty behavior.) Authoritarians recognize it as sabotage of the normal, on-topic discussion that typically takes place on the subverse.

3. They target authoritarians. Despite how fucking gay and weak these people are in the real world, on the internet they pose a real threat to our channels of communication. Recognize them for the enemy that they are. They serve the will of the jew and aim to disrupt the ability of authoritarian right-wingers to come together. Simply having our own place to talk to one another poses a threat to these people. They can't bear to let it stand, so they try to destroy it with their faggotry. Our mod team will censor the fuck out of them, because that's what it will take to protect this community from these faggots.

I'll leave @ExpertShitposter's post up after I ban him since I referred to it in my post. I think it serves as a good reminder of that these people are just fucking losers, which just goes to show how important it is to kick them all out, and to keep this place exclusive.