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No. You are sick, unless this is in the Monty Python vein of THE MOUSE PROBLEM: "Kargol: (disappointed) Oh...
Linkman: ...what makes certain men want to be mice?
Kargol: Well, we psychiatrist have found that over 8% of the population will always be mice, I mean, after all, there's something of the mouse in all of us. I mean, how many of us can honestly say that at one time or another he hasn't felt sexually attracted to mice. (linkman looks puzzled) I know I have. I mean, most normal adolescents go through a stage of squeaking two or three times a day. Most youngsters on the other hand, some youngsters are attracted to it by its very illegality. It's like murder - make a thing illegal and it acquires a mystique. (linkman looks increasingly embarrassed) Look at arson - I mean, how many of us can honestly say that at one time or another he hasn't set fire to some great public building? I know I have. (phone on desk rings; the linkman picks it up but does not answer it) The only way to bring the crime figures down is to reduce the number of offenses - get it out in the open - I know I have."
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Newmemba ago
jewish right?
thelma ago
Implies I have not already...
SporadicSpasms ago
No, but thanks for asking!
RuthlessVett ago
That blood is probably tainted with tons of stds, better off......eh
olieman ago
Hey, wasn't that in an episode of the twilight zone? Wooo...oooo..oo. Wtf?
HenryCabotLodge ago
No. You are sick, unless this is in the Monty Python vein of THE MOUSE PROBLEM: "Kargol: (disappointed) Oh...
Linkman: ...what makes certain men want to be mice? Kargol: Well, we psychiatrist have found that over 8% of the population will always be mice, I mean, after all, there's something of the mouse in all of us. I mean, how many of us can honestly say that at one time or another he hasn't felt sexually attracted to mice. (linkman looks puzzled) I know I have. I mean, most normal adolescents go through a stage of squeaking two or three times a day. Most youngsters on the other hand, some youngsters are attracted to it by its very illegality. It's like murder - make a thing illegal and it acquires a mystique. (linkman looks increasingly embarrassed) Look at arson - I mean, how many of us can honestly say that at one time or another he hasn't set fire to some great public building? I know I have. (phone on desk rings; the linkman picks it up but does not answer it) The only way to bring the crime figures down is to reduce the number of offenses - get it out in the open - I know I have."
i_scream_trucks ago
well if you werent on a list somewhere before you sure as shit are now.
Eualos ago
You should go on a trip, get away from everything for a while.
jesusNeverExisted ago
Nope. Can't say that ever crossed my mind.
Get off the drugs, son.