Seven year award, gilded several times and gave out 20. 4000+ link karma, 8000+ comment karma. I spent the afternoon running scrubber scripts on comments and submissions before deleting. I just now put a cap in the old boy's ass and, just like that, nearly eight years gone.

So anyway, how should I celebrate tonight? My wife is out of town with the dog, and my son is working until midnight. I feel like burning some tires in the backyard and discharging some .45's, but city ordinances discourage that sort of behavior.

Feels good man. I'm glad this place is here.