I've gotten at least two fortune cookies that were blank. They had chinese lessons on the back, but the side that normally has your fortune. The first time I was pretty depressed and took it to mean I had no future.
The second time happened a couple of years later and I decided it meant my life was unbound by destiny and that my future was in my own hands.
PhysicsEconomy ago
Spend shit tonnes of money. Weeee
SocialJusticePanda ago
Better luck next life.
Doomking_Grimlock ago
I've gotten at least two fortune cookies that were blank. They had chinese lessons on the back, but the side that normally has your fortune. The first time I was pretty depressed and took it to mean I had no future.
The second time happened a couple of years later and I decided it meant my life was unbound by destiny and that my future was in my own hands.
lbruiser ago
Would have been baller if he said, "fuck it" and dropped on one knee.
ToastyMcFly ago
"Touch fuzzy, get dizzy"
hypercat ago
For those of you who don't have a fortune cookie RIGHT NOW
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PhysicsEconomy ago
lol
PhysicsEconomy ago
Good luck comes from good planning.
PhysicsEconomy ago
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esoteric ago
You excel at pleasing others.
...according to daily fortune cookie on astrology.com