You: Grandma, do you believe in God?

Grandma: Why Yes Dear, Of Course!

You: Grandma, do you believe there is a Satan?

Grandma: Why Yes Dear, Of Course!

You: what did you think of the election? was it unexpected outcome?

Grandma: yes very unexpected

You: Did you know that Hillary blames FBI director James Comey and the leaked emails for her loss?

Grandma: ok

You: did you know that not only were Hillary's emails leaked, but also the DNC Democrats National Committee, and also Hillary's aid John Podesta... Do you know who John Podesta is?

Grandma: no

You: John Podesta used to work for Bill Clinton in the White House. Now John Podesta works for Hillary Clinton

Grandma: oh, ok

You: well, when John Podesta's emails got leaked, there was some very scandalous stuff in there. basically we figured out what they use to blackmail our politicians.

Grandma: oh? hows that?

You: well, lets say theres a husband and wife, and the husband is having an affair with another woman, and someone finds out about the affair and threatens to tell the wife unless the husband does something. this is how they blackmail politicians. they put them in compromising situations, and then document it, and use it to blackmail politicians. these are some very bad people.

Grandma: oh, ok

You: Grandma, do you remember when i asked if you believe in God?

Grandma; yes

You: Grandma, do you remember when i asked if you believed there is a Satan?

Grandma: Satan get behind me!

You: Grandma, these people who are blackmailing our politicians are Satanists

Grandma: what?!

You: Yes, and Obama is implicated as well. i had such high hopes for him... This has become the scandal that is now known as "Pizza Gate"

Grandma: What?

You: "Pizza", you know, like a slice of pizza?

Grandma: ok

You: and Gate, like "Water Gate", the scandal during Nixon?

Grandma: oh yeah!

You: yea, so its called "Pizza Gate" and you will be soon hearing about it on the news. However, the news will tell you that this is "fake news", but Grandma i promise you "Pizza Gate" is real, and it gets much worse...

Grandma: what?

You: yes it is very scandalous. these are some very bad people. have you read the Book of Revelation?

Grandma: thats the hardest Book to read

You: you can read it in a single sitting... but anyway, in Revelation 3:9 Jesus talks about the "Synagogue of Satan" and how these Satanists claim to be Jews but are not Jews.

http://biblehub.com/revelation/3-9.htm

You: Yes, Grandma, the stuff that came out in the John Podesta emails is very scandalous. it would be very difficult for me to summarize the depth of the depravity in a single sitting, but let me assure you that the evidence is abundant. the evidence is so clear that this is the reason Hillary lost the election. this information got out on the internet and people turned against Hillary.

its very real, Grandma, I've seen a lot of evidence and I'm still looking into it, but from what i have seen so far its very bad. and the mainstream media will tell you that it is "fake news" to try and cover it up, but i have seen too much...

Do you want to know why they call it "Pizza Gate"?

Grandma: sure!

You: its because in the realm of pornography, "Pizza" is slang for "Child Pornography"...

actually, its "Cheese Pizza", because it has the initials "CP", but often shortened to just "Pizza"

so, in order to create CP, or child pornography, there must be someone taking picture or videos of people raping children. this is very scandalous. so consequently, anyone who engages in raping children during the production of child pornography is easily blackmailed

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