I wonder what did people expect ? Heck , even that obscure low-budget series ( Hexer - "Witcher" ) has more accuracy to the Witcher lore than this utter piece of shit .
BTW , there are blacks in Witcher lore , yes ... in Zerrikania - all the way to the south , off the official map , not even remotely close to Nilfgaard , much less Northern kingdoms like Temeria or Redania .
The SJW idiots are trying , not surprisingly , to impose their crap once again ...
Most of the time the depiction of niggers on TV and in movies is ridiculous. Even in the rare cases when the story requires a thug, they still don't have the full effect of how unpleasant, annoying, and dangerous they are. The rare group of nigger thugs on TV isn't even distinguishable from something like a white biker gang. They're bad, they're tough, and they will kick your ass if you make them angry.
WTF ... its obvious what these rabid mouth-foaming feminists did ... but its not even remotely close trying to resemble the designs within the games that were absolutely fitting . Unsure how this can even be permitted - but considering the utter madness it is shown by many of cucks and feminists , its not surprising or shocking .
Never, ever getting close to watching this. All it's doing is trying to cloud the minds of those who haven't gotten into the series / world / games. The Witcher was too whitepill, too real-to-life slavic history. Had to be "shut down" by making a bastardized version
I wont touch this this piece of shit of series with a 10-foot pole .
The games , just like books , are amazing . Witcher III is one of the best games ever made . I have expected this series to happen to be utterly ruined by SJW maniacs , so not a big surprise for me anyways .
The Witcher truly has a lot of slavic history and connections in it ( I myself am Slav ) , and its one of the best if not the best lore I have seen so far ... it shows the truly strong characters in brutal world , because the brutal world builds the strong characters . Its vibrant immersive world - but very direct and realistic , also ( to extent it can be , without monsters ofc ) - is what makes it being an unforgettable experience .
"A Polish man went to have his eyes tested. In the optometrist's office is an eye test chart that reads: D R Z C S F R U Z. The eye doctor asks the man, 'Can you read any of the letters on that chart?’ ‘Read it?’ the polish man answers, ‘Hey, I know that guy!"
Hell, even in the places where they're harvesting mosquito swarms to make ebolaburgers, they're using white inventions like metal cookware, forks, etc.
Whatever you have, they will take from you. If you run, they will pursue you. They will never leave you be and they will never let you have anything you value.
They want you dead, your estate broke, and your kids raped and brainwashed (or better yet, non-existent). And they think it's funny.
It isn't the truth...it is cry baby lack of agency shit that comes from being raised by single mothers or cuck fathers. Don't obfuscate...blaming other people for you life is a bitch move, owning your shit is not...are you incapable or unwilling?
What is "cry baby lack of agency shit" about pointing out that there are fuckwits out there who are trying to take your shit by force and attempt to destroy you? There was no mention whatsoever about being unwilling to do so - more that these types will attempt to.
So you can kindly fuck off with your own obfuscation.
Paris already looks like this in some places. Same with other European cities. I was even in a town in Denmark 6 years ago that was close to looking like that.
It's a realm set in the 13th century Slavic regions based on Polish and Slavic myths, legends and folklore. I don't recall niggers being a port of those.
And of course that dindu gets a respectable role of a blacksmith judging by what he's wearing while the whites aren't even allowed to be in the first row of angry peasants.
On top of that Yennefer looks like a fucking pajeet and the amount of groids in trailers is ridiculous. Multiculturality is ruining white culture. You can't even have a 100% white cast in 2019. Leftists and SJWs ruined Star Wars and now they're ruining this thing as well. The reason Game of Thrones was so good was because it didn't have dindus in it. It's that simple. White cast = profesionalism and realism. Dindu knights? Give me a fucking break.
Basically , it had - but the way it was represented was much more realistic than trying to cram SJW cancer into something ... still , GoT lore , for me , is nowhere even close to Witcher lore . Its full of crap on some places .
Trying to put a bunch of black folks , anywhere in Northern provinces ? This is what happens when you give the series creation to soyboys and feminists .
I dont expect anything else , but for this series to tank so badly ... the real stuff are the games and books , anyways , and nobody will remember this series in few months .
And from those leaked internal mails you find out they don't actually search for the actor who can best portray the character but instead are actively searching for a so called "BAME" girl (black/asian minority ethnicity) to portray CIRI.
Piss off dawg, this series was written by a Polish writer, who's from a country that's 99.9% European. He based his books on Polish and Slavic folklore in general, and those never mention any non-European group of people.
How funny, fopdoodle! I had a similar assumption about you. I am Hungarian and read the original Polish version, as well as the Hungarian one, so do please sod off!
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The "greatest" generation was the greatest for the Jews.
those people boomed so hard they swore they were better than everyone. total jew fucking puppets that raised complete and total headassed retards. it's so obviously was allowed and inspired by the greatest degenerate generation being nothing more than jew puppets. I wish they would've died in their stupid jew wars.
I firmly believe that the author encouraged the show to go sideways so that he could continue writing the novels in the way that he originally intended, and people would still have a reason to read them
It's fine if someone enjoys it, I like some things that are stupid camp. But, I genuinely mean it, I have never heard anyone praise or even talk about the actual plot. It's always about who died, who's tits you saw or whatever drama happened. But there's no real stakes because character deaths are so frequent that it tells you not to get invested or care about the characters. There's no reason for the drama beyond for its own sake.
It's weird because alot of the media I've consumed is violent or dark, but it doesn't ever feel degenerate the way alot of modern media does. Just something about the way violence and gore is portayed feels celebratory in an unnatural way. Context matters alot. In a game like Doom for example, it's extremely violent and gory, but you are literally fighting against demons from hell. The context gives the game a reason, even if it's a simple one, to be violent. I don't know, maybe it's just me, I'm not sure how to explain it better.
I think at some point they shit on his work and made some SJW inclusion and he let them hang themselves from that point on. But I also thought because of that he was sitting on his writing, but it still isn't released, so I am probably wrong.
Season one is the only one I would ever watch again. The last 3 seasons were bad, with 8 being worthy of just burning all the footage and pretending it never happened.
I'll have you know as a 20yo motherfucker the prequels were fucking great and added a fuckload to Star Wars!
Episode III being the best of the prequels of course. Cringe love-writing, but I can also see why it was written that way. It was sort of meant to be awkward.
Episode I could have been better, but set up everything pretty well. If I wasn't a wee fucker and had a head about me in '99, I would've been a bit concerned about the rest of the movies with Episode I's release.
Episode II was a good ramp-up movie. Nothing felt really out of place that I can recall other than the love shit. I'm averse to lovey shit in general though so there is some bias included. Yoda kicking ass and showing exactly how strong he was with the Force toward the end is great.
Episode III fucking nailed just about everything. No complaints.
Then we have Rogue One, which is technically another prequel. It was pretty good. The initial acts were a bit meh, but the Battle of Scarif onward to the ending was fucking great. Particularly the ending.
Why? Because in Star Wars movies you typically still have some "heroes win" of sorts, except Episode III. Rogue One though? It basically just says "fuck you" and kills off half a rebel fleet as well as the main characters you grew attached to over time. Jyn's writing I actually consider pretty good. She's just a gal who grew up running from the Empire. Doesn't feel as MaREY Sue like the sequels.
Anyhow, back to Rogue's ending...
Though anyone who has watched the originals knows the Empire was chasing a rebel ship for the Death Star loans, it's never explained explicitly how that situation came about. When the plans get sent to the main ship of the rebel fleet, you kind of forget that the Tantive IV is supposed to be involved with these plans, and you genuinely think "Oh, shit, they're actually going to make it."
Then, just before the ships turn to leave, you have a Star Destroyer drop out of hyperspace and immediately fuck everyone's shit. It's just such an abrupt thwoomp (including the sound effect) that it kind of hits you as a viewer with an "Yeah!!! ..... Oh fuck." moment. Then we have the boarding scene where Vader gets to slaughter a dozen rebels or so and the Tantive IV narrowly escapes. It adds a lot of tension, but at the same time ties up loose ends.
Here's the scenes I'm talking about for Rogue One, obligatory spoiler alert:
I didn't see any of the Star wars movies until I was in my twenties. I watch the original three while I was working my way through the American film institute's top hundred movies of all time. I could easily see why they were chosen. They were truly good movies in many different ways, and it's easy to see why they've been a cultural icon for generations.
The newer movies well not always bad, just weren't up to the same level as the originals. I do wish that there would be more exploration into the novels and other parts of the Star wars universe that have been built out by fans over the years.
Episodes 1, 2 & 3 were the most boring shit I'd ever seen in my life. 4, 5 & 6 were much better. This is also coming from someone who isn't a Star Wars fan. I can spot shit writing and deadfish characters a mile away - everyone in 1, 2, 3, 7 & 8 just aren't human, they act so robotically and stiffly, and their characters are shallow. Rey is also a massive Mary Sue. Those movies are garbage.
Crystal Skull was great. It was thematically on point with combination of ancient ruins and mythos-turned-real and the Commies as the new Nazis, there were a bunch of crazy and improbable escapes from both human and environmental threats, chase scenes, and a few good jokes ("that was before I was your father!"). WTF more do you want from an Indiana Jones flick?
IIRC, Spielberg wanted dose ebil Natzees to be the villains again but Harrison Ford asked, "Why the fuck are they the bad guys again?" and so he dropped it. Even Ford was getting sick of Third Reich baddies.
I stoped giving a fuck 5 years ago when I realized he was a nigger who cared more about image than his story and legacy. I imagine everyone dies from the walker invasion. Better ending by far.
DanijelStark ago
I wonder what did people expect ? Heck , even that obscure low-budget series ( Hexer - "Witcher" ) has more accuracy to the Witcher lore than this utter piece of shit .
BTW , there are blacks in Witcher lore , yes ... in Zerrikania - all the way to the south , off the official map , not even remotely close to Nilfgaard , much less Northern kingdoms like Temeria or Redania .
The SJW idiots are trying , not surprisingly , to impose their crap once again ...
Asinthe ago
No one is going to watch it tho. At least not in Poland.
Source: I m polish. The "thing" about Wiedzmin was that finally we had non-westernized fantasy based on our own folk tales.
There is already more than enough westernised fantasy to watch, its shit they Americansed Wiedzmin too :(
DontBeRacist ago
Most of the time the depiction of niggers on TV and in movies is ridiculous. Even in the rare cases when the story requires a thug, they still don't have the full effect of how unpleasant, annoying, and dangerous they are. The rare group of nigger thugs on TV isn't even distinguishable from something like a white biker gang. They're bad, they're tough, and they will kick your ass if you make them angry.
ALIENS2222 ago
Lol niggers and gooks
lorlipone ago
Shareable
SlawaAK ago
We wuz hussars an shiet!
Harbinger88 ago
Way to ruin one of my favorite series, Netflix.
Bigdickedelf ago
If pols were as dumb as niggers: WE WUZ GROIDZ AN SHEEEIT!!!
Anonfag ago
It's on purpose of course. It's almost hilarious how petty they were with it.
DanijelStark ago
WTF ... its obvious what these rabid mouth-foaming feminists did ... but its not even remotely close trying to resemble the designs within the games that were absolutely fitting . Unsure how this can even be permitted - but considering the utter madness it is shown by many of cucks and feminists , its not surprising or shocking .
jimibulgin ago
This is insane.
WD_Pelley ago
Racial gaslighting at its finest.
outrider787 ago
lmao, there's only 800 blacks in Poland today, out of THIRTY SEVEN MILLION PEOPLE---Poland PM: 'We will not accept a single black or Muslim 'refugee'
DirtCookie ago
Needs more wogs
CheeseboogerHimself ago
The jews said they would ruin & pervert everything we have. Here we are.
mleczko ago
Jews did this.
speedisavirus ago
Even now there is like one nigger in the whole country. How they come up with this? Jews.
TameFloyd ago
That's seriously what Kikeflix did? What the shit.
WhiteWolfSS ago
Woke kike SJW. Don't forget the "kike" part.
recon_johnny ago
Nigger, please.
Nalbarcam ago
Never, ever getting close to watching this. All it's doing is trying to cloud the minds of those who haven't gotten into the series / world / games. The Witcher was too whitepill, too real-to-life slavic history. Had to be "shut down" by making a bastardized version
DanijelStark ago
I wont touch this this piece of shit of series with a 10-foot pole .
The games , just like books , are amazing . Witcher III is one of the best games ever made . I have expected this series to happen to be utterly ruined by SJW maniacs , so not a big surprise for me anyways .
The Witcher truly has a lot of slavic history and connections in it ( I myself am Slav ) , and its one of the best if not the best lore I have seen so far ... it shows the truly strong characters in brutal world , because the brutal world builds the strong characters . Its vibrant immersive world - but very direct and realistic , also ( to extent it can be , without monsters ofc ) - is what makes it being an unforgettable experience .
WhiteWolfSS ago
Hah hah, it exponentially gets worse every time we see something new from the show.
BlackSheepBrouhaha ago
It's make work for diversity hires. Don't watch it. Support Polish film makers instead.
romanstock ago
that pic though is a great demonstration of how you can turn a mostly white middle class into a mixed lower class population.
shitstartercarter ago
Your history jewified. Back then I highly doubt the locals would allow the blacks so close to them.
Heathcliff ago
If you are reading this and you have Netflix, I hope you die in a fire.
Hypercyberpastelgoth ago
Make Witcher racist against whites trend hashtag white genocide anti white propaganda.
Hypercyberpastelgoth ago
Who are the racists writing things like this in 2019 niggers and Jews that's who.
Hypercyberpastelgoth ago
Witcher Netflix is racist to white people this racist piece of shit.
Hypercyberpastelgoth ago
Stop the racism against white males. Boycott big corporations who promote propaganda like this.
PeacefulAssassin ago
now I know to skip this. trailer looked like shit anyway
maaaxheadroom ago
I didn’t see medieval Poland but I doubt this.
Podge512 ago
Weez Polz n shiet!
Guy_Justsome ago
Pollack niggers would explain why their language looks like someone sneezed a bowl of alphabet soup out of his nose.
sto_lat ago
"A Polish man went to have his eyes tested. In the optometrist's office is an eye test chart that reads: D R Z C S F R U Z. The eye doctor asks the man, 'Can you read any of the letters on that chart?’ ‘Read it?’ the polish man answers, ‘Hey, I know that guy!"
boekanier ago
Sure, we in europe are all black. Europe = africa. We are all niggers, everybody knows that.
SexMachine ago
The most unrealistic thing in that picture is a nigger blacksmith.
Niggers were still living in the stone age 500-1000 years ago.
DanijelStark ago
I dont think many of them managed to progress into any other age even today .
BlackSheepBrouhaha ago
Most still do.
ImmaLueserBaby ago
But he's standing in the posture of a gorilla, so at least they got that part right.
Plavonica ago
Barely.
RabbiAhmed ago
In some parts of Africa they're still in the stone age
WhiteWolfSS ago
Yeah exactly. Every place where they aren't coddled by whitey, they live a life only barely advanced from gorillas.
uvulectomy ago
Hell, even in the places where they're harvesting mosquito swarms to make ebolaburgers, they're using white inventions like metal cookware, forks, etc.
RabbiAhmed ago
Hah, if they didn't have whitey's inventions they'd be eating dirt cakes like in Haiti, niggers are culinary kangz.
waucka ago
Whatever you have, they will take from you. If you run, they will pursue you. They will never leave you be and they will never let you have anything you value.
They want you dead, your estate broke, and your kids raped and brainwashed (or better yet, non-existent). And they think it's funny.
beefartist ago
Are you done crying?
Intrixina ago
What's "crying" about speaking the truth?
Ah yes, leftist pretzel-argument tactics.
beefartist ago
It isn't the truth...it is cry baby lack of agency shit that comes from being raised by single mothers or cuck fathers. Don't obfuscate...blaming other people for you life is a bitch move, owning your shit is not...are you incapable or unwilling?
Intrixina ago
What is "cry baby lack of agency shit" about pointing out that there are fuckwits out there who are trying to take your shit by force and attempt to destroy you? There was no mention whatsoever about being unwilling to do so - more that these types will attempt to.
So you can kindly fuck off with your own obfuscation.
beefartist ago
Go hump your despair pillow elsewhere, crybaby; we don't need you
Intrixina ago
It's obvious you didn't read a word I said. My original point still stands.
beefartist ago
Nothing about you stands, that is the problem :P
Bigdickedelf ago
We will gas you JEW!!!
beefartist ago
Interesting how you call someone a small hat just because they call out a cry baby attitude
Bigdickedelf ago
Pilpul is what you are doing
beefartist ago
I am glad I don't have a clue what that means, geek
Bigdickedelf ago
Proud of your ignorance I see. It's Jewish double speak you stupid kike
beefartist ago
I will live the jew shit to you since you seem to enjoy it so. Ignorance of made up nonsense pushed by online faggots is hardly ignorance at all
hillaryisanigger ago
we should probably transport them somewhere farther away than where they are now.
Ocelot ago
Hell is pretty far.
BlackSheepBrouhaha ago
Send them back to Saturn.
puag ago
This is the western Europe in 10 years.
outrider787 ago
London already looks like this
WhiteWolfSS ago
Paris already looks like this in some places. Same with other European cities. I was even in a town in Denmark 6 years ago that was close to looking like that.
jackofdiamonds ago
The Witcher isn't set in Poland. It's a fictitious realm.
Charlez6 ago
Why would you try to justify this jewry? You know this was a conscious decision. You know what motivated this decision. What motivates you?
RedditSureDoesSuck ago
Just as likely pedantry as sjwry
noz ago
It's a realm set in the 13th century Slavic regions based on Polish and Slavic myths, legends and folklore. I don't recall niggers being a port of those.
HighEnergyLife ago
Everything is africanized. The dumbing down effect on a world scale
puag ago
Some should make a photoshop filter called "nigerizing" or something.
derram ago
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Tallest_Skil ago
“Niggers and chinks and dune coons, oh my!”
They’ve done this literally for decades. There were southrons and easterlings in Lake Town in the Hobbit, too.
magameme ago
Lol at done coins. Sounds better than sand nigger.
bowyang ago
How has Netflix done something for longer than they've existed?
Unit-4792 ago
Judaism.
Tallest_Skil ago
You know exactly what I mean by (((they))), newbie.
Hirion ago
And of course that dindu gets a respectable role of a blacksmith judging by what he's wearing while the whites aren't even allowed to be in the first row of angry peasants.
AntiMason ago
We wuz blacksmiths
itsALWAYStheBANKERS ago
Blaksmiffs
AntiMason ago
Right. Sorry.
itsALWAYStheBANKERS ago
Dey wuz always kangz
CaptnObvius ago
and yet somehow they fail at everything short of mud huts, which are the worlds worst mud huts at that.
ImmaLueserBaby ago
Whites invented the Earthship, which is literally a self-sufficient mud hut made out of garbage. We rule at everything we do.
Hirion ago
On top of that Yennefer looks like a fucking pajeet and the amount of groids in trailers is ridiculous. Multiculturality is ruining white culture. You can't even have a 100% white cast in 2019. Leftists and SJWs ruined Star Wars and now they're ruining this thing as well. The reason Game of Thrones was so good was because it didn't have dindus in it. It's that simple. White cast = profesionalism and realism. Dindu knights? Give me a fucking break.
DanijelStark ago
Basically , it had - but the way it was represented was much more realistic than trying to cram SJW cancer into something ... still , GoT lore , for me , is nowhere even close to Witcher lore . Its full of crap on some places .
Trying to put a bunch of black folks , anywhere in Northern provinces ? This is what happens when you give the series creation to soyboys and feminists .
I dont expect anything else , but for this series to tank so badly ... the real stuff are the games and books , anyways , and nobody will remember this series in few months .
cellgift108 ago
And from those leaked internal mails you find out they don't actually search for the actor who can best portray the character but instead are actively searching for a so called "BAME" girl (black/asian minority ethnicity) to portray CIRI.
Ocelot ago
Game of thrones was disgustingly degenerate even from the start, it simply retained some aspects of white virtue. GRRM is 1/4 Jew.
Consumed ago
mfw Geralt isn't played by an actual mutant, Yen isn't an actual sorceress and Ciri isn't actually Elven smh.
Harbinger88 ago
Piss off dawg, this series was written by a Polish writer, who's from a country that's 99.9% European. He based his books on Polish and Slavic folklore in general, and those never mention any non-European group of people.
Consumed ago
My bad man, I had no idea you read the original Polish version and not the translations.
Fuck off, Yank.
Harbinger88 ago
How funny, fopdoodle! I had a similar assumption about you. I am Hungarian and read the original Polish version, as well as the Hungarian one, so do please sod off!
KLDB ago
Yet all the Christian boomers here will upvoat your comment about how Jews destroy our cultures and myths and stories, with multiculturalism. But every Sunday they go to a church where they deify a Jew hanging on a tree practicing cannibalistic rituals eating their meek and lowly Jew God.
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Tallest_Skil ago
Uh…
Reapreap ago
goy of thrones is low effort entertainment for useless boomers to have sexual fantasies take over their life.
outrider787 ago
I don't know of a single boomer that ever watched Game of Thrones, only Millennials and Gen-Xers watched it
Reapreap ago
you ever travel outside your immediate area and socialize? probably not. so you wouldn't know what stupid shit people do.
Tallest_Skil ago
It’s also incest normalization and legalization propaganda.
Reapreap ago
Degenerate fucks love it.
The "greatest" generation was the greatest for the Jews.
those people boomed so hard they swore they were better than everyone. total jew fucking puppets that raised complete and total headassed retards. it's so obviously was allowed and inspired by the greatest degenerate generation being nothing more than jew puppets. I wish they would've died in their stupid jew wars.
Cucky_Sanders ago
The earlier seasons were pretty solid, it fell off a cliff around season 5. Coincidentally when the misogyny tears began.
Without source material the final 2 seasons were so BAD
satisfyinghump ago
For sure the last few episodes spun out of control.
drj2 ago
It’s almost like rookie writers couldn’t live up to George martins writing
rejectedfromreddit ago
I firmly believe that the author encouraged the show to go sideways so that he could continue writing the novels in the way that he originally intended, and people would still have a reason to read them
Glipglup ago
Game of thrones was always bad.
BushChuck ago
Agreed.
Glipglup ago
It's fine if someone enjoys it, I like some things that are stupid camp. But, I genuinely mean it, I have never heard anyone praise or even talk about the actual plot. It's always about who died, who's tits you saw or whatever drama happened. But there's no real stakes because character deaths are so frequent that it tells you not to get invested or care about the characters. There's no reason for the drama beyond for its own sake.
Also something about it strikes me as very jewy.
BushChuck ago
It's just more mainstream degeneracy programming.
Incest, murder, gluttony, whoring, etc. And that's just the first episode.
My sons have friends that watched this show with their parents.
I can't even imagine how fucked you must be to watch torture porn with your children.
Glipglup ago
It's weird because alot of the media I've consumed is violent or dark, but it doesn't ever feel degenerate the way alot of modern media does. Just something about the way violence and gore is portayed feels celebratory in an unnatural way. Context matters alot. In a game like Doom for example, it's extremely violent and gory, but you are literally fighting against demons from hell. The context gives the game a reason, even if it's a simple one, to be violent. I don't know, maybe it's just me, I'm not sure how to explain it better.
BushChuck ago
It's that celebratory nature that is the difference.
Baron Harkonen from the 80's Dune movie is a good example. He's disgusting, and murderfucks young boys.
But you hate him, and it's clear that he's not well-liked. His evil is disgusting, and in context.
GOT, on the other hand, has as it's moral center, a womanizing, drunk, scheming dwarf.
HAESisalie ago
I think at some point they shit on his work and made some SJW inclusion and he let them hang themselves from that point on. But I also thought because of that he was sitting on his writing, but it still isn't released, so I am probably wrong.
Season one is the only one I would ever watch again. The last 3 seasons were bad, with 8 being worthy of just burning all the footage and pretending it never happened.
rejectedfromreddit ago
Thing that never happened:
The last few seasons of Game of Thrones
The last season of Dexter
Indiana Jones and the Crystal Skull
Any Star Wars movies other than the original three
Phantom42 ago
HeyheyHEYHEY! YOU SHUT YOUR MOUTH!
I'll have you know as a 20yo motherfucker the prequels were fucking great and added a fuckload to Star Wars!
Episode III being the best of the prequels of course. Cringe love-writing, but I can also see why it was written that way. It was sort of meant to be awkward.
Episode I could have been better, but set up everything pretty well. If I wasn't a wee fucker and had a head about me in '99, I would've been a bit concerned about the rest of the movies with Episode I's release.
Episode II was a good ramp-up movie. Nothing felt really out of place that I can recall other than the love shit. I'm averse to lovey shit in general though so there is some bias included. Yoda kicking ass and showing exactly how strong he was with the Force toward the end is great.
Episode III fucking nailed just about everything. No complaints.
Then we have Rogue One, which is technically another prequel. It was pretty good. The initial acts were a bit meh, but the Battle of Scarif onward to the ending was fucking great. Particularly the ending.
Why? Because in Star Wars movies you typically still have some "heroes win" of sorts, except Episode III. Rogue One though? It basically just says "fuck you" and kills off half a rebel fleet as well as the main characters you grew attached to over time. Jyn's writing I actually consider pretty good. She's just a gal who grew up running from the Empire. Doesn't feel as MaREY Sue like the sequels.
Anyhow, back to Rogue's ending...
Though anyone who has watched the originals knows the Empire was chasing a rebel ship for the Death Star loans, it's never explained explicitly how that situation came about. When the plans get sent to the main ship of the rebel fleet, you kind of forget that the Tantive IV is supposed to be involved with these plans, and you genuinely think "Oh, shit, they're actually going to make it."
Then, just before the ships turn to leave, you have a Star Destroyer drop out of hyperspace and immediately fuck everyone's shit. It's just such an abrupt thwoomp (including the sound effect) that it kind of hits you as a viewer with an "Yeah!!! ..... Oh fuck." moment. Then we have the boarding scene where Vader gets to slaughter a dozen rebels or so and the Tantive IV narrowly escapes. It adds a lot of tension, but at the same time ties up loose ends.
Here's the scenes I'm talking about for Rogue One, obligatory spoiler alert:
https://youtu.be/sXxbnEqhEhI
https://youtu.be/wxL8bVJhXCM
rejectedfromreddit ago
I didn't see any of the Star wars movies until I was in my twenties. I watch the original three while I was working my way through the American film institute's top hundred movies of all time. I could easily see why they were chosen. They were truly good movies in many different ways, and it's easy to see why they've been a cultural icon for generations.
The newer movies well not always bad, just weren't up to the same level as the originals. I do wish that there would be more exploration into the novels and other parts of the Star wars universe that have been built out by fans over the years.
CrudOMatic ago
Episodes 1, 2 & 3 were the most boring shit I'd ever seen in my life. 4, 5 & 6 were much better. This is also coming from someone who isn't a Star Wars fan. I can spot shit writing and deadfish characters a mile away - everyone in 1, 2, 3, 7 & 8 just aren't human, they act so robotically and stiffly, and their characters are shallow. Rey is also a massive Mary Sue. Those movies are garbage.
AmazingFlightLizard ago
Rogue One was pretty solid.
Alathon ago
Crystal Skull was great. It was thematically on point with combination of ancient ruins and mythos-turned-real and the Commies as the new Nazis, there were a bunch of crazy and improbable escapes from both human and environmental threats, chase scenes, and a few good jokes ("that was before I was your father!"). WTF more do you want from an Indiana Jones flick?
WD_Pelley ago
IIRC, Spielberg wanted dose ebil Natzees to be the villains again but Harrison Ford asked, "Why the fuck are they the bad guys again?" and so he dropped it. Even Ford was getting sick of Third Reich baddies.
JustFuckingDoIt ago
Less giant ants?
Humansized ago
Good thing that fat sack of shit decided to finish his series instead of writing side stories and supplemental shit.
TechDumb ago
He's a jew, he's got to make as many shekels as he can.
MarauderShields ago
Confirmed? Or shabbos goyiche?
Biggerpotato ago
Useless fat fuck will die before releasing the rest of the books. He will go down in history as a nigger.
Humansized ago
Idk what would be worse. Him dying and the series never getting an ending, or him just writing out what happened on hbo
Biggerpotato ago
I stoped giving a fuck 5 years ago when I realized he was a nigger who cared more about image than his story and legacy. I imagine everyone dies from the walker invasion. Better ending by far.
Barfin ago
it did have dundus in it too
SexMachine ago
Yeah, but on another continent and sheeeeit.
Barfin ago
game of kangs