Seriously, I am already so damn sick and tired of hearing Corey Booker and Kamata Olives talking about how much they want to give the Black community a handout and pay them reparations.

This epic rant comes from a place of love. Take it with a grain of salt.

NOOOOOOOOOO! Fuck off with that idea! FUCK OFF WITH IT!

The situation of reparations is similar to this: you are a prosecutor with a very difficult decision. A beautiful woman has come to you with her case, she was beaten and sexually assaulted on her way home by a rich man who has threatened her repeatedly not to take him to court. She did anyway. While in court, the rapist gave her an ultimatum. He told her he wants to settle for a fraction of the money that she could earn if she won her case, or that he would fight the case and win. The woman's case is solid, there is no doubt that he was the rapist and she was the victim. She can win at court easily. But the woman is just intimidated by him. She wants to take the settlement. The only problem is, as a prosecutor, you know the rapist is going to rape again. And if you take him to court, he could get life in prison and his ability to hurt other women is gone forever. What do you do?

Naturally, you should tell her to tell her rapist that he should start getting his asshole in shape for the prison yard.

The idea that Black reparations would help anyone, much less the Black community is a fucking lie. We can give the poorest people in the world nearly all of the money in the economy, and it would still only come back to us in a short time. We may have given them all the money, but we never educated them on how to use the money properly as an asset so they could build up more wealth over time. It's a useless gesture to give them money and think it's going to help. Education about finance and how to keep and build is more worthwhile than a lump sum of money will ever be.

Next, let's move to Dave Chappelle. For anyone who wants to have Blacks handed their reparations, you should consider Dave Chappelle to be a prophet. Find the skits that he did on YouTube and take them as Gospel, they pretty much are exactly what would happen if we did go through with the payments.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FRZN7IzvCVs

But Dave Chappelle looked at the issue with an idea for comedy in mind. He didn't really delve into the issue. And that is what would happen to the Black community altogether. They would DESTROY each other. You're telling me that giving a bunch of money to a group of people who are literally willing to kill people over a $180 pair of Jordans is a good idea? There would be a massive amount of murder following this payout. Even the more educated Black people would get into it! The price for murdering another Black person would plummet; so much so that any group of 3 black people would be able to pool their money together and pay either one of them or a fourth black person to kill someone. (Here, I'd like to add a caveat, they might be willing to do it for even less.) That person would be killed just as long as the option to get paid to do it exists. And I'm not even mentioning the staggering amount of Black people that would kill each other just to steal another person's reparation money.

Tell you what. As soon as you come up with an idea to stop all murder inside the Black community in case they do get reparations payments, I'll pay them the damn reparations myself! I think that would be a trade well worth it.

After more than 50% of the black community has been decimated by the reparations payments, the cataclysm doesn't stop there! The black people who somehow avoided committing any crimes and doing anything nefarious with the money are left with a single distinct problem. They had so much money handed to them, they spent it all and then they couldn't stop. Though a very small number did manage to pay off some of their debts, as a whole, most of the money handed to the black people went to being spent on frivolous things. Cars, jewelry, clothes, shoes, toys, and electronics. They would not give one flying fuck about paying off any debts that they currently have unless it would have directly benefited them in the moment. They wouldn't have fixed their credit, invested in building businesses, or competing in an industry to make the lives of each member of the community better. They would be totally selfish, spending the money in a way that reflects the way they have used money at that point. So many members of the black community would spend more than they have, and as such, become mired in even more debt that they previously thought. Suicides would spike up sky high. Another 10 to 15% of the black community would die in this manner, probably even more.

And if you thought that was the worst of it, it doesn't even come close to stopping there. Where does the money come from? Where do you get the reparations money? From the taxpayers, of course. Corey Booker just wants to treat the taxpayers as his own personal piggy bank for his empty campaign promises that can't be fulfilled even under the best of circumstances. The entire amount of Americans will be pissed off about having to personally pay the black people money they don't deserve. Not only are the black people going nuts and killing each other over the reparations money that they can steal, they're killing many other bystanders and innocent people in the crossfire. Soon, all over the country, black people are pushed out of shops and being in the same place as many other groups of people simply because of how dangerous people consider them as a whole to be. In other words, segregation! We're back to that again! People will eventually grow so tired of being put in danger by the black people that they won't let them come near them. And that hatred will translate into many other hardships, which will utterly stop the progress of the black community itself and bring it to a screeching halt.

There's going to be some more black people that will be hunted down and killed by mobs around this time. We're already at about 35% of the original black community remaining, and this is where the sickos show up. It will become a fun sport hunting down and killing isolated groups of black people when given the opportunity. And it's not going to be the white people doing the hunting, it's going to be other black people and maybe a few other groups of people too. Finally, someone out there is going to see a "silver lining" to this situation and just order the full destruction of the black community so that there's no more crime or murders. And, believe it or not, there's going to be people who are dumb and emotional and who are going to support this idea. The hunt for the remaining black people begins, and their numbers are drastically cut down. I'd estimate another 10% is lost this way.

This leaves us at about only 25% of the original amount of black people remaining. Infighting in the black community never stops, so in order to make sure the black community remains intact, different factions of black people are moved to separate parts of the country to prevent them from killing each other on sight. So, ironically, we locked up the remaining black people without putting them into prisons.

The last part of this crazy series of events is the white people demanding better protection for the black people, only to be attacked by them in response. With their last ally finally gone, an all out war begins to get rid of the remaining number of black people. The Hispanics volunteer to finish the job, and everyone agrees and pays them back with citizenship and money. The black population in the US is reduced to under 0.05%, a number which many feel is too high. The percentage of black people who had children bred into other communities is included in this number. And then everyone takes a step back to look at the full horrifying effects of what just happened. We just witnessed a modern day genocide. No Hitler involved, just a dumb idea taken to it's maximum effort.

Still think reparations are a good idea? It means that you essentially support Black genocide.

If you hate Black people, reparations are the greatest idea since extra shortening was added into the chicken companies' fryers. Have you seen the oil that they put into those fryers? It starts out as a solid lump of mass, and it's flooding into your body and arteries.