Does anyone else feel like a frog being boiled in a pot no one around is willing to jump out of? (Conspiracy)
submitted 6.7 years ago by literallly
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Tallest_Skil 6.7 years ago
I feel like a guy screaming into a pot of boiling people, “HEY, DIPSHITS, THERE’S A LADDER RIGHT THERE. I’M HANDING OUT COUPONS FOR FREE ICE CREAM. GET THE FUCK UP HERE.”
outside-the-box 6.7 years ago
Well there's your problem. No one hands out coupons unless they're selling something.
Shortest_Skil 6.7 years ago
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Tallest_Skil ago
I feel like a guy screaming into a pot of boiling people, “HEY, DIPSHITS, THERE’S A LADDER RIGHT THERE. I’M HANDING OUT COUPONS FOR FREE ICE CREAM. GET THE FUCK UP HERE.”
outside-the-box ago
Well there's your problem. No one hands out coupons unless they're selling something.
Shortest_Skil ago
DADDY, I WANT AN ICE CRAEM COUPON! WILL YOU BUY ME ONE?