Self administered test to check if you are an MK Ultra:

01 Was it usual for your parents to fight each other?

02 Was it usual for your parents to punish you physically?

03 Is it hard to remember your childhood since you can talk?

04 Did your parents have weird friends that you don't like?

05 Have your parents explained that it is dangerous outside?

06 Do your parents talk or behave in a clearly absurd way?

07 Do you enjoy talking or behaving in a clearly absurd way?

08 Do you enjoy fucking with people for no logic reason?

09 Is it easy to make you mad for apparently small cause?

10 Do you feel apathy and alienation from what's around?

If the answer is yes, then you are 100% an MK Ultra victim.